If I recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine

one and I film the whole thing one continuous shot,

will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a

golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we

have ambulance? That's what I was going to say. Yeah. If we didn't have somebody

on site. Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much money

in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP, and

Scott Van Pelt. If we have somebody on site with the jaws of life, then,

yeah. Did I tell you about my albatross?

Ayo, here we go. Come on.

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We added chillin on the right. We got another episode of did I tell you

about my albatross? And, boy, do we have a good one for you tonight. I'm

your host, Albie. I got my man panda with me. Say what's up,

Panda? Hello. And we've got a guest in the

shed. This is crazy. Good friend of ours, good friend of the show, good

friend of the family, and welcome to Albie's nest.

Drew, Evelyn. Thank you very much. Thanks for coming in. Dude, it's

been golf club. We've been thinking about getting

you on here for quite some time, and I'm glad it finally happened. Hopefully the

first of many. So Drew and I go way back. So I think,

Drew, I probably met you in 2016, right? I know when we first moved to

Tampa, I think I joined Carolwood at, like, 2016. I believe

it was a long time ago. So has happened a lot. Drew and I

have shared quite a bit, even. In fact, you were with me for my first

and only hole in one. This is what precluded the

albatross that I'm happy to tell you about. Drew, I

think you already know about it, and so does our audience. But you were there

for it, right? You saw it. I'm not going to say it's got an asterisk

on it. What is your take

on that? So just so a reminder for everyone, I got a hole in one

on a legit. Like, we're playing from the blues dips. It was windy that

day, like, 158 out. It was legit, but it

was during COVID and there was the foam

shit in the hole. Right. But it wasn't like in my opinion.

I felt like that actually. I feel like that deserves more credit because it

could have easily bounced out. Is that your take or

know that is my take. But

the cart girl is what I remember. I think

Emily came right around the corner like right when you

made that ace and you did the

right thing. You bought us all drinks. I feel like hugging you right now, dude.

I mean it didn't take 10 seconds. Sort of come around the corner. No.

So we got a crazy episode because we're going to try to pack a lot

in here and we're going to try to go pretty quick. We got a spaghetti

challenge update. Everyone remembers when Panda made the comment

about man, Scotty shuffler. Do you know where this originated from?

The spaghetti stuff? Yeah, a little bit about

how like. Well it came from like the

TGL. Is that the tiger? Yeah. Tiger Golf

league or not tomorrow Golf league. Stupid name by the way. Terrible name

where I said that you put. Let me get your opinion on

that. You put a guy that is on

mats all day because there is a professional golf league of guys

that hit simulator balls all day long. They play that all

know this big thing in social this week. Joey donuts or whatever the fuck his

better. All right. We're going to call him Joey donuts. I like that better too.

You're right. Panda. Which by the way, I'm like I could definitely play

Jersey Jerry's game because it's about damn time that I

get a hole on myself. Now does that count? Does a simulator hole in one

count? No, I don't think it does a little bit. I don't think it does.

I think it counts as a simulator hole in one. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, you can say that. He also had, I mean he hit

the same ball like 9000 times 2500 or something. I don't know.

Yeah. Like over 4000 times. Dude. It became a challenge. Everyone started

so it went Viral. It was the hottest. I don't know. I read

it like Tom Brady was writing. It's insane

to me. My albatross to win a tournament should be even

more famous. But that's okay. But my point filmed. My

point to Panda is that a guy

hitting into a simulator in a professional league doing it all day

would fucking destroy the guys on the PGA Tour hitting into a

simulator. That's mine. They're hitting off mats now. Typically they're hitting off

mats. I know that. Tomorrow Goffley, they were talking about hitting off real turf

at least I thought before the whole dome collapsed and it caught on fire. Whatever.

Do you hit a seven iron as far in the TGL league

as you do at PJ Superstore? I tell you who knows it, because. It'S always

200 yards. I'll tell you who knows it is the people that do it for

a living in the simulators. I'll tell you who don't really have a good idea.

That would be the professional guys who are on tour hitting it out of real

grass. And that was my argument, is that those guys absolutely have an

advantage over the pro guys. Now, Panda said Scotty Sheffler could

hit a ball out of a plate of spaghetti or a pile of spaghetti. And

I love that idea. So we started doing this. We basically went up

to. And if you're on YouTube, check this out. Because I've been approaching random

people. Panda and I had an episode where we went up to two kids

from Jesuit, and they started. We're like, hey, do you want to hit a

driver? They were on pine one, my favorite hole. Don't make it over the

water. Can you make it over the water off a pile of spaghetti? And they

were great sports, and they did it. And one dude fucking

crushed it. The other dude did. Okay. It was hard.

It's hard to hit off a plate, a pile of spaghetti. It's probably less

dense. You got to look into the density of, like, a normal carawood

divot versus spaghetti. You got to figure out, is that closer to

sand? We found out some good metrics of the

spaghetti. It comes out knuckly. It depends on what

we had the launch monitor. So it comes out like 900 spins. What does a

ball mark look like on an eight iron after hitting on

spaghetti? We actually have that exact low. We can show you.

Comes in skippy. It's just a little bit messy for

me. No sauce. No sauce.

We did it without sauce. We did the challenge with sauce. We had no one

that participated. I'm assuming it's because of the sauce. So my thought was to maybe

take the sauce away. Give away anyone that

tags us in the videos, a vessel, golf bag,

and we'll put the names in a hat, and we'll figure

out who won. We want to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. We want

to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. I want golf courses across the country

or world to be like, hey, this spaghetti challenge, like, no one can do this

anymore. Stop doing it. Signs that say, we have birds everywhere. No

spaghetti, no walking, no letting your dog shit on the fairway. No hitting

off. No spaghetti. Yes. Just imagine if you,

in this game, let's call it or challenge, you

require sauce to be just off the tea box.

We can do that. So then there's no. We're making our own

challenge. Yeah. So there's no spaghetti or

sauce on our tea box. Yeah, I mean, I like that. I kind of

like the different pastas. Like, I literally cooked

well, I mean, I cooked all kinds of different kinds of pasta.

We had a little bit of everything, didn't we, panda. We had Mac and cheese.

We had angel hair. We had penne. We had. Do you think you could

tee up a driver off penne? Well,

we haven't done penne yet. That's in our

coming. It's definitely coming. That's also phase two. Yeah. We got multiple phases

of this bad boy. And then the other thing that I'll show you. So I

went last night with my son, Grayson. Shout out to

grey gray. He was there with me. And we are

also doing another challenge where I'm going to go every single day and I'm going

to try to hit my albatross. I'm going to try to recreate my albatross. And

I've got two attempts at it so far. The first day was, it was a

hurricane and it was 60 yards short. The second day, I

got greenside. It goes crazy. I'm like, this is totally possible. I'm going to fucking

make another one of these, and I'm going to have it on camera. Now. I

got to be honest, you can't really see where that ball is

going in that video. It's because it's dark. Yeah, but, man, it looked like a

giant snap hook to me, the way. I was

facing what was on the left side of the green. It wasn't a snap hook.

It was actually a. I was like, oh,

update. Fringe. Nice. Yeah. You like that? How

I did a little jump cut. They call that. That was. That was. That's a

real deal now. Have you thought about putting a plaque into the ground

there? Yes. Okay. Do we need a plaque? Do we need

to, like, I grew up catholic. Do we just need to go around

the clubhouse with a basket and just be like, this is for

albies? No, I think we just put it in. I think we get our own

plaque. We don't need donations. I'll do it right now. We just

drive there in the middle of the night. I'll help install that.

We got to have a video on that. So one of the other segments that

going to be doing, I love the plaque idea. I did buy a laser engraver.

I can totally laser engrave everything, because what I wanted to do is, for every

episode, you're going to get a ball marker, a customized ball marker. When you leave

here, we're going to take a funny moment from the show. Hopefully we'll have a

couple. We're off to a rocky start,

and then I'm going to have a funny moment, and then I'm going to have

a ball marker. I'm going to film me making it and then I'm going to

send it to whoever was on. So that's one of the segments we're going to

be doing. Back to the spaghetti challenge, though. So Gregory and

I were at Carolwood last night and I recreated the albatross

and Greenside. You said it. Snapping. Whatever. Gregory and I

found these two kids that were nice dudes, and I just went

up to them and said, hey, do you mind hitting off the spaghetti? And

this is what it looked like. Can you guys see

that? This is

the whole process. You know how long it takes to

cook a lot of pasta? It's not easy, dude.

Make sauce. Got to put that. Yeah, that's going to get everywhere. And it

did put that in there. Yeah. Drain. That

looks good, dude. Would you guys be opening? These are the guys. These are the

kids. What's up? If you can get it on the green, off a plate of

spaghetti, I'll give you. Are those Michael's friends with the Tennessee? All right, you want

to give it a whirl? All right, let's do it. Several different pastas you can

choose. They get it pine nine, angel hair. We've also

got. If they get it on the green from pine nine, these

guy, you choose the pasta, they get 20. We even got red sauce if you.

Want to get crazy. From. No, from

like after. Oh, 119. Put it on top. This is what

hole again? Oh, this is PI nine. Yeah, it's an island.

Now this dude chose Mac and cheese. I love it. This will be

fun. Is this the first time you've ever hit me off Mac and

cheese? Yeah. Okay. First time you hit off Mac and cheese. I was surprised by

that stance. Yeah, look, good swing. Yeah, that's

on the green. First time ever.

$20. Nice. Mac and cheese.

Nice to meet you. I don't know if I got $20. I thought for sure

this was going to be an easy, like content that was going to be free.

Now, his buddy. Stay tuned to what happened to his budy or catch us on

socials because that'll be coming out. But anyway, the update is the challenge

is going rabbit like. Dude, people are freaking out over it. The PJ show is

coming next week. We've got another tease that we're going to throw out there. So,

Cabot, let's go ahead and talk panda and drew about Cabot

citrus Farm. So anyone in the Tampa Bay area knows that there was a really

cool course at one point called I. This is one of my favorite courses

in two courses. Yeah. I mean, their practice facility was

amazing. When they had money or when they

kept it up. It was probably my favorite track in Florida. Hosted the

WGCs, too. They did. They had Phil Nicholson versus

who the fuck was it? I forget. Shells. Wonderful.

Oh, that's right. That was shells. You're right. Sorry. It was Phil. It was Phil

and someone. But anyway, the track is amazing. It reminds me a lot of North

Carolina. And anyway, Cabot came in, scooped it

up, pennies on the dollar, and they flipped it around. They're like, right at

the tail end of all the renovations. So we are so

excited because we have somehow finagled our way into

getting media passes. And we're going to get a preview play, and we

are going to be some of the first people to play Cabot citrus farms.

We're going to be filming it. And then I've got some surprise collaborations

coming up. These are some of the best, most well known dudes

in the golf social, whatever you call them. What do

you call those people? Content creators. Golf content,

YouTube creators. I don't know. What do you call you? Yeah, what

do we call us? Yeah. Other than degenerates. So anyway, we're excited about

that. I think that's going to be fun. That's coming out. We're going to be

playing stump the panda here in a minute. And then I think

let's just go ahead and jump into the one

arm variation. So we've done this challenge before. Andrew, did you

see that? The one arm challenge? Golden arm, I think we call it.

Did you actually see who won? Did Billy win? So

he was hitting with one. Yeah. Yeah, I know. He lost. No, Billy got

shit. I don't think he got shit. Rocked. And you were throwing it. Yes.

And everyone doubted me. Damn. Yeah.

It just sounds. I don't know. I don't know how you did it. I have

a fucking howitzer to my shoulder, dude. He

has. It's kind of scary. Like, if he needed to kill you, he could throw

a golf ball at you and it would shatter your spine. It's crazy. Like Kenny

Powers. Jeez. Did you play baseball growing up?

Yeah. And he threw the javelin. I threw the javelin. Oh,

shit. Okay, there you go. We have a variation to that. Why don't you share

what it is. Panda. And I think what I've decided on this one. I'm

making an executive decision. I think we split these into two. It's just too much.

It's too much going on. I mean, I love that bracket. Yes. You have the

winners. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. A four person

bracket. Dude, you're already contributing. Like, that's so much more than

Billy's probably ever done on this show. Shepard, that's amazing. Gonna have to edit

that out. No, I'm leaving that one in now. I'm just kidding. I will. I'll

edit that out. That was a little rude. We love you, Billy. And that's not

true, by the way. But he didn't show up tonight, so

that I was a little. You know what? The wound is still open.

Yeah. Well, I told you what he did. Right?

Did I tell you what he did? I think I may have. The other night,

so we were hanging out. I'm not going to put words in. Your mouth, but

he told me that my albatross wasn't real. He said that there's a

rumor. Kill him. Did you stab him? There's a rumor going around, and the only

reason he did it is because Grady and I were beating him on the golf

course. I should have put two and two together. This is like, a long time

ago. This one. This was like a month. And

so. Wow. I didn't know it was in dispute. It's not.

It's not, dude. Well, I thought we need to kill this rumor.

Well, we had two, dude. No, he just plays mind games with him because he

gets a reaction. This is why he does it. He does it because he gets

a. Reaction out of you. But, dude, I've put a little bit in this.

I had a podcast based on my. But then I

started playing. Fuck. It started, dude drew a mess with me so much so quickly

because then I started being like, oh, they probably didn't want to. Like, wow. Really

ran with this. Like, he started a podcast on know. He's in

too deep. Yeah, he's in too deep. And now we didn't want to tell him.

So the way Billy did it was like, hey, man, I don't even know how

to say this, but Nick. So Nick was one of the guys that saw go

in. Him and Andy were waiting for us, or sea turtle were waiting for us

at the green. And so Nick was like, yeah, the other day Nick was, hey,

man. Like, there's this nasty rumor around. Said that Andy and I put it in

the hole before they got.

So. It's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. It's a great joke,

but I started actually messing me. Dude, I consider

you to be an honorable man. Well, yes.

And I don't think most real golfers

would do that in a tournament. That is blast.

No, I would never. He was

saying, I wouldn't have known. They would have done it without me knowing. That's the

thing. They would have done it without me knowing. And the biggest problem I have

with this was the fact that. Oh, my God, dude, I just told

a gazillion people that I got an albatross to win a golf tournament. And

it's so fucked up. You have a mouse pad. Yes.

Did I tell you about my albatross logo? Dude,

I got four signs behind you. Look at this table. This table has it out.

Look, let me try and get out of the way here for the YouTube peeps.

Like, that's a golf ball with the albatross in the middle of it. I'm all

about got. You even had the Kerowood golf staff

write you an email. No, they wrote, that's to all the

members. Yeah, that's the one that they send out. Now, the drew,

the thing is, I had to make that trophy myself. Right? And then they didn't

even give me a trophy. Do you think they should make you a trophy, dog?

Yeah, dude, for winning a golf tournament. On you get. For winning the

golf tournament. You do, but not back then because they only gave it to the

gross winners and it's actually a net only. I thought you were saying that

they didn't send anything out. No, they did. They sent that. But

look at, the biggest thing that they missed is the fact that it wasn't on

my last shot to win the tournament to tie for the win. Oh, you know

what it was? They never said anything about your hole in one. They never said

anything about my hole in one. Then they started sending out emails.

So they did not make the same mistake

again. But they left out the most important part of that. But that's

okay. I mean, that's fine. They didn't mention that it was an. Albatross on the

last shot to win the last tournament. Yeah, that's kind of a

small detail. I mean, the ods are one in 600 million with the data

scientist we hired, but I'm over. It's not really that big of a deal. Yeah.

You've set your emotions aside, clearly. Anyway,

back to this one arm, one club challenge that you had an

excellent addition to. So what did you say again? I think we

should up bracket it. Yeah, I agree. One versus one.

Probably the toddler clubs versus one arm would be.

So let's talk through the bracket. Let's talk through this a little bit. So obviously,

those who don't know, go to our YouTube. I'm sure it'll be up by the

time this thing gets out. But we have a one arm. We basically took a

guy throwing the ball, panda, and we played nine

holes from the red tees. Another guy had, which was

shepherd had a one club, one arm, any club in his

bag for any shot. And we wanted to see who won. And it

came down. He thinks it was, what do you call it? A shit

rocking. A shit rocking which great band name, by the

way? I think it was not because I was

there. It came down the last hole. I mean, it came down to two holes.

It was like he won on eight. Yeah. That's not a shit

rocking. No. Great question for the polls. Whatnot. It's not. It just gets

him fired up. That's why I do that. All right. It's also to invoke an

emotion. Yeah. You guys just love playing with people's emotions. We

do. But the point was there that that was a great kind.

Like, we loved it. We're going to do two on two versus. But we had

a variation to that. So one arm, one club.

So you could choose any one club in your bag. You have to play

the whole round or however many holes we decide with just one club. Right.

Versus one arm guy with all the clubs in his bag.

That's bracket one, bracket two. You take over

panda, you hit every. Ball off of

pasta. Love it. Versus. You have really

tiny junior kids clubs. Yes.

Which usually. That's an interesting one because sometimes they only come like

five clubs. No, we just bought a set. You probably know from Jack.

You get 14. No, we just bought one for Adley because she's starting

her. No, it's less than that, dude. It's a seven iron,

a pitching wedge, a driver. Yeah. A Hybrid and a driver. I'm

like, toddler clubs would be hard, but honestly, I

think one club versus

spaghetti would be a better match. Spaghetti gets really

tough putting. How do we do the seating on this one? How do we seed

this fucker? Do we put one arm versus.

How do we seed it? Is it like normal tease? It's

like 6000 yard golf course one arm

guy. You should have a little bit of a disadvantage there. You got to pull

the audience on this one. All right, let's put down the poll.

How do we seed this challenge? And then what's the giveaway to

whoever wins? We need a sponsor so bad, otherwise it's

just coming, just paying itself

or whoever beats us. You got to spend money to make money.

Oh, we'll get you a sponsor. Yeah, we'll get a sponsor.

Speaking of sponsors, we can't give any sponsor shout outs unless they actually

give us money. They can give us money, but. Hand

me that marker locker. Shout out to our marker locker,

boys. These guys just dropped this bad boy. Love it,

man. Love the packaging. I told you I was going to do an unopening on

camera. Look at this. I have waited this entire time

to open it up. I think it's sexy,

man. And what's cool about it is inside, real easy to

open. You got all these magnets. You can put all your fancy ball markers there.

Do you know about the ball marker world? Oh, yeah. I'm into it now.

And every time I go to a new golf course, I get a ball

marker. So I've got some really cool ones, and my brother got me one from

Olympic out in San Francisco for Christmas.

Wow. But the thing is, I got a ball locker, I

guess, for my side table next to my bed. Just throw a

bunch of stuff there. And, dude, it's overloaded.

Nice. I mean, they're expensive. That's what got me into late.

Over the holiday break, I got into late turn engraving, and I really, like I

said I wanted to do this segment with the markers, but that's what got me

into it are these guys. I didn't even know about it. Dude, there's

this one guy called luxury ball marks, markers or something like that.

Shout out to him because he reached out to the show. This guy does

faces on Rolexes, and you're like, oh, that's a pretty good copy of

that face on a Rolex. No, that's actually the real thing. That's inside

the Rolex. And they start at like $4,000 for a ballmark. Wait

a second. He takes the face of Rolexes and makes them

into ballmark? I'm probably butchering it. Like, I want to make sure.

Obviously, it's a unique product, but, yeah. I think the big thing is

that people pay $4,000 for a ballmark. People

pay, not typically that, but, I mean, they do run from. I thought it was

like 15, $20 for all ball markers. And then I didn't realize that there's this

whole world that there's like. Yeah. These really unique ones, these really

high end custom ones that you can get for thousands. What's the most that

you've ever paid for a ball marker?

I was telling these guys when we had them on, I think for me,

I'm like you. I go to a nice course, I'm always going to get a

ball marker. And then that's how I remember. It's like a tangible memory for me.

I've paid probably $30 for those, so I'd say 30. What about you

guys. Man? I've probably paid,

like, $100. Oh, have you really? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. There's a company on

Instagram that I follow. Pins and aces.

No, but their logo is like a

ghost. That's a good company, because, I mean, the marker locker guys had those, and

they had everything from, like, an old game Boy, like, an old Game Boy cartridge

that was like. Was that where you had trash fire? So then they told me

dumpster fire. Yeah. And I started getting into them. And so we have all these

sayings from the show, like, fuck. Know

what's another good one that you had? I mean, obviously, bunkers happen. Is one of

my favorites. Sam Snead plays chicks for money. See, on the next. Tea

came out. Adderall on salads. Eat that, bug. Adderall on salad

press. That's one of my favorites. Pound. Pound. What's that?

Does that say dick ball? It says bite ball.

Yeah. And so anyway, I think it'd be funny and hilarious to actually put all

this. Who the fuck is Harry Cooper, by the way? Do you know? Yep. Harry

Cooper? Yeah. Is that a golf person? Yeah, it is.

Yeah. Panda knew him. Is this person

alive? No, not anymore. But he was handsome. We lost Harry. Yeah,

he's gone. Looks like Calvin Pete's gone. But you know what? I

think that's a t shirt. Like, who the fuck is, like, what? He won the

most tournaments. What is it? Panda. You know Harry Cooper?

Yes. Has won the most PGA Tour events of any human

being. Who hasn't won a major. Harry

Cooper. All right. Can I guess a number? Sure. Are we

going into stuff the panda. Were you ready for something? Panda here. Let's go with

35. Very close. 31. Okay. How do you. But they

were in, like, the. Was with you when you learned this, and I don't know

how you. It's not even the fact that you know, it's the retention. The retention

on your brain is on jeopardy, bro. It's so fewer wise.

He wants to go on jeopardy so bad. But unless it's golf related, I don't

know how your normal knowledge is. Can you tell me

what's your algebra? How's your botany

going? Ask me some fucking botany questions.

Would they have state trees sidetracked? Do they have state trees or state plants? Do

we know? Or state flowers? How does it work? Yeah,

I think there's a tree. Okay. All right. What Florida

State tree? The pumpkin. Probably a palmetto.

It's not a Douglas Moss. Okay. It's not a Douglas fur. All

right. We are hopping, walking an alligator

inside. Of a dollar general next to a meth lab.

At least it's not like one of those Komodo dragons are in like

711 in Thailand. Are they? They have Komodo. You've never seen

that video? They don't have Komodo dragons? No. Have you seen this video,

panda? I haven't seen a Komodo dragon. It was like one

of those, like, Charlie bit my finger type of videos that went

around a few years back. Fucking Komodo dragon in a convenience

store. It was like 8ft long, climbing the

walls. Monitor

lizard. It frightened shoppers at a store in Thailand when it

wandered in. And then it started climbing that shelf. Once it got up there, the

lizard stretched out. Lizard took a rest. There are some

folks who think that the lizard came in to get a break from the heat

and humidity outside. What's even more striking are the number of

people that are, like, laughing in the background shooting the video. Yeah. I would have

seen a lizard right out the front door. Okay, great. We usually do not

let people, because you brought that to the show. That is an amazing contribution.

Thank you. We love that. That's what we're all about.

Panda and Shepard, this last episode, they had some great points.

Drew. They said that I don't even really. Or monitor lizard.

They said that to me. It's not even golf.

I can really care less about golf. I care more about, are there more eyes

or legs in the world than I do about what's

on Jordan's Pete's mind? I don't know.

And by the way, are there more eyes or legs in the world?

I've had a minute to think about this because we talked about it the

other day and I don't

know, actually, can I ask a qualifying

question? Okay. Are the eyes, do they have

to be physically there or do they have to work?

Probably physically there, right? Oh, I think physically there qualifies if that's

the case. Man, I'm going to say there are more eyes. I think there's for

sure more eyes. Why? Because you think there's a lot of creatures out there that

don't use their eyes. I think there's a lot of people. Legs, like you

said. Yeah. And there's like a lot of people that have gotten their legs caught

in a wood chipper. Oh, this is, this is like lizards and

bugs, dude. All living things. Everyone goes there. It's so

funny. I got to describe this better. Panda. You really need to search whales.

Yes. They have no legs. Tentacles. Fins do not count as

legs. Come at me. I'm going to go with

eyes. Eyes in a lion slide. Yeah. Chachi Pete thinks

legs. No, because you got a whole ocean full of. Sometimes

it's, know, weird. Weird non legged

animals. Yeah. The other question we always ask everyone on the show is, can a

human being eat a golf ball and survive?

And you may have had some time to even digest this one. What's your take

on it? And I use the word digest on purpose. What do you

think, bud? That's for monitor lizard. Monitor lizard,

yes. Go for monitor lizard. All right. I'm making you a ball marker

tonight. Amazing. So, yeah,

somebody can definitely eat a. Thank you golf ball, for sure. Okay.

Because the human body is an incredible thing. I mean, if you train

yourself to swallow giant

spherical objects, like a walnut,

like those joey chestnut and everything.

Panda, tell them what you think they eat. Lettuce. They eat lettuce to expand

their stomach. Is that what they do? How do you know? You know a little

bit about this, it sounds like. Well, I know a lot about a little. Okay.

A little about a lot, I think is actually it. That's golf

ball for sure. Yeah, 100%. I bet the house on it.

Somebody out there? Yeah. Some weird

panda. If I make this albatross. If I make this

albatross. Not albatross. If I just make this shot, if I

recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine

one and I film the whole thing, one continuous shot,

will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a

golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we

have ambulance if we didn't have

somebody on site? Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much

money in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP three,

and Scott Van Pelt. If we can have somebody on site with the jaws of

life, then, yeah. Oh, this is amazing. I found

on Reddit. So there's a link that I sent you guys on the golf

ball update. It's been done. It's been done. It's been

swallowed. So we actually. This is. I don't know if I'm excited

about this or if I was just so disappointed because I don't know how interesting

this will be anymore after this, but long story short, it's been

done and the person lived. Okay,

so Panda always says, if you can swallow a sword, you

can swallow. I agree 100%. That's what I was going to say.

Yeah. And fire to you. But

before you do this, do you pick a certain golf ball or

do you just go for. It's not a. Whatever. What do they call them? Panda?

Feathery. A feathery or a gutty. It's not a gutty. It would be a

title. My gutties like firm. But yeah, the whole point. Feathery is

firm. Where this came about or where this came about. That

was a weird way to say where this came from is. It

basically came from Panda saying. I said that, hey, one of the contests we're going

to do or one of the things that's going to be our dna is once

we get a certain number of subscribers, I'm absolutely going to fucking not

mention the albatross ever again, ever in my life. I will never mention it.

And Panda's thing was. What was your take on that? My thing was, no,

the fuck you aren't. So if you do you have to eat the ball.

Panda said that I'll be playing pine one one day with a bunch of gibronis

that will hook one way left, like I always do. Just

like top roll one onto the green and be like, that's the best shot that's

ever been hit here. And he just has to stand there with his dick in

his hands and stare at him and be like, yes, no chance.

It's a very good point. And I'm like, dude, I'm an honorable dude. I'm obviously

going to man of my word. I'm absolutely going to keep my word. If I

say a certain number of subscribers, I'm not going to say it again. And he

didn't believe me and he was like, there's got to be a penalty. Why don't

you eat that golf ball. If you don't t shirt. Yes. That

is eat that golf ball ball. Marker. T shirt. Buy it

on fm. Yes, exactly.

Okay, that's the update on the swallow the ball again. I don't know if I'm

happy. Sad. What's your take on it? Real quick, panda? You've been a part of

a lot of these. Are you happy or sad to hear the result of this?

Happy. I've always been team. Somebody could do it. I don't think the

average person, like, if we gave 100 people a golf ball. Someone's dying. Hey,

get this down. It's not 100% live rate,

but someone can do it. What's the percentage? Is it. I

don't know. It's got to be, like, over 100%, right? All right, our next challenge,

we're going to take 100 random people, big, small, tall. We're going to get 100

people, and we're going to take bets on the percentage of people that die. Are

we talking about death? Are we talking. Well, we're going to actually see who can

do it, but everybody's going to. Have to sign up. I think your

options waiver. I think your options are kind of death

or not death. Okay. All right. So there's got to be either you. Spit it

up or you try to get it down. That's what she said.

You get the shed. So you get the shed. No way. Fucking fuck. No,

dude. This is the only thing we have going for us. This is the magic

that happens in here. So speaking of magic, Drew, have you ever seen

my magic trick? And this would be a great time to have a video of

this. I need to do it, and I'm going to go ahead and spoil it

for anyone that tunes in. Hopefully there's not many people at our club tune into

this yet because I want to get some honest reactions. Have you seen my

tie? Your own the shoelaces tie themselves trick? Have you

panda the shoelaces tie themselves trick? I've never done that for you

guys. No magic?

It's better than who, Danny? Okay. I will say,

okay, I'll take it. We went to Montrealizard's son's birthday

party not too long ago, and he had a magician there. And I don't know

if I was more excited than the kids were. I was like, I was love

it. We had so much. But, no, I'm a big magic guy, and one of

the ways I introduced myself to a lot of guys at the club is I

do, like, a weird, stupid magic trick. And I would usually fail at it, but

one that is in my repertoire that came out the other day because it's not

very cold here very often, you have to wear pants for it is the tie

your own shoelaces trick. And if I knew how to edit and

stuff, hopefully I'll put the video up right now of me doing it and blowing

someone's mind. There you go. Bam. So people can see it. Okay. All right,

well, I'm going to go play some golf. Oh, wait, your shoes untied.

Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen these? These are the new shoes. These are the

new foot joys. Actually tie themselves. Have you seen. Yeah, if you just give a

little shake, shake a rip look. Actually ties itself. See?

Wow. All right,

let me ask you this. So in South Florida, what specifically was it West Palm

or where are you guys from again? Wellington. I feel like a

lot of pros have migrated there in the last

years. I don't remember

the number of pros that lived there. Used to live there when

I grew up. I think Jack Nicholas, you know, he

lived there. Tigers obviously lived there after he left.

You know, Rory, that was kind of awesome to see know

go down there. But there's been a lot of clubs, new clubs open

up and prestigious ones all the way up the, you

know, through sound and just. I think the latest one was

Justin Thomas's panther national. I think it is. Oh, it

like, is his signature course or. Yeah, I think that's where

he practices and plays out of. Shut up, JT. Come on here, baby.

We love you. You were.

Nah, we didn't want to see that episode. I was disappointed in them

that they chose and no harm on him. It's not a dig on him.

It's just the fact that based on. Performance, you can't play both sides of the

fence. I'm not. I'm actually just telling him that this year it just so happens,

and it sucks because it's sports and it's like you have to make a decision.

But it sucks that his bad play,

he just had a bad year, and it happened during the Ryder cup year. And

to me, I didn't think that was a great choice. Now he played okay. It

wasn't a great choice. Thank you, Drew. Yeah. Who did they leave?

Cam young. Oh, my gosh. Who's the guy

that won like three? Lucas Bradley. Bradley

Glover won like two tournaments in the last four

weeks of the season. Keegan Bradley was one that they actually

had come out and he played around with. Zach Johnson, played

really well and then they left him off. And if you look at what he

did. Yeah, well, the thing is, I thought. They were going to

get shit rocked by whoever they brought. I think we

got to change the shit rock, dude, I can't have you singing shit rocked. Why?

Because what does shit rocked mean? If I heard the term shit

rocked, does that mean that you're fucked up. Does it mean that you're

shit rocked? If you put it on a t shirt, it'll forever

be t shirt. They were going to.

That's your warehouse they brought over there. Monitor lizard and shit rocked. I am

not shit rocked. I don't even know about Monitor Lizard. I think it should be

like, komodo Dragon. I think that's cooler. Elo

monster. I think, like, monitor

Lizard is like the official. That's what that

one was. Oh, they did. Damn. They said a giant

monitor lizard. I fucked myself.

No, but I mean Komodo dragon and sign of. Komodo dragons are bigger.

They're worse. They're a lot worse. We need another poll.

No, this is a fake one. This is a fake fucking video. Look at this.

They took that same video. It's fucking scary. And then they put

this guy on. That's fucking bullshit, dude.

And he called it pretty fucking real to me. They called it a Komodo dragon.

That's fucked up. Anyway, we give me Komodo dragon. They look very similar. I think

so. Komodo dragons have sharper teeth, and I believe they have bacteria in their mouth.

More so than a monitor lizard? I think they're subjective to

one specific area. Yeah, it's called the Guapaglos island. Shout out

to jeopardy. Shout out to me. Beat panda. And let's get into

stump the panda. All right, let's just do it because you're

fading fast and I'm fine. You need

hemoglobin. Hemoglobin, sure. Or rainbow

flavon. Rainbow Flavon. What is that

favorite segment? Let's get into stump the panda. And one

of the things I was most excited about is for Drew

Evelyn to bring the questions for stump the

panda. I've not been able to do it. I mean, maybe I might get them

from time to time. I can't really find a good rhythm for even asking

the questions. And they always make fun of me on the stupid questions. I'll tell

them the answer before I even ask the question. Sometimes I'll get all mixed up,

but I have not been successful. Drew, please help me out. And you

lead off, stump the panda. Let's go, baby.

From a shed in Tampa let's stump the panda

from a shed in Tampa come stump the panda, panda, panda's got the

facts he's second to none Gov. Trivia. What? Panda man is always

fun Gov. History. Go away with a twist up let's try, try to stump

the panda man if you dare. From knowing Gopa's mom's names and many toes,

too. How Panda knows these answers? Man, I got no clue. Warm shots of

Jaeger if he gets it wrong. If you're the 21 at home, join

along. I didn't know how obscure to make these, but

I went with less obscure kind

of categories that would be maybe familiar to you, but still might

stump you. Okay, let's go. But I love it. All right, I'm excited. All right.

And there is some nuance to this, which I'll explain, but give your

best answer. Okay. All right. What

is the longest drive ever hit in

PGA Tour history? In the shot link era,

the longest drive ever hit. It's got to be

something super obscure, like it was either at

Kapalua or it hit a car. Wait, time out, time out. Let me just make

sure I understand the question and make sure people at home can play along. Panda,

first of all, what is the penalty if you get it wrong? Are you drinking?

I mean, I got to get like the exact yard and the name of the.

No, no. You can give the name. Great question. You got into the

rules. You can give the name, name and

year. Or just name

is in a PGA tournament. Or is this included? It's in a PGA tournament.

Okay. The longest drive ever, I think. Okay, yeah, I got that. So

it's going to be something either stupid far. It was

either at capital it hit a cart path. I'm going to

say Xander Shoffley hit

1461. All right. I like to participate in this question alone

and this question only. I'm usually the one asking the questions. Can I please

participate? Okay, sweet. I would

like to say it was actually this past week, and I believe it was.

Oh, my God. What is that dude's name? It's not Max

Homa. It is Max Homa. Let's

go. It's not Max Homa? No, that's just. I call him because I don't want

to. I say that like a negative. A double negative means a positive, right? So

I thought anything is thumped a panda today with

recent news. That's pretty crazy, dude. I think

I might get two ball markers. He's working for the man now, and he's

not used to it. He doesn't know what to do with himself. Maybe I can

select Komodo Dragon instead of monitor lizard.

I'm going to give it to you for your one for one. Let's go. Let's

keep going. Do you have any other. Let me give you some. If you can

get information on that. Albie, you

saw this then? So Max homer hit

477 yard tee shot. Round three

on the 7th hole at the centri at Kapalua.

He made a birdie. It was a

525 yard hole. Hit it to

4ft from 44 yards. Wait, and he missed the

putt. No, he made the putt. It's a par four. But he made

birdie. He made a birdie. Yeah, but he's still yanked 44

yards. Oh, from 44 yards. Yeah. So

he commented after, when I think the

PJ tour posted on social or whatever, he said, for it being

uphill into the wind. I was pretty proud of this one.

I said, this is nuanced because DJ

drove the ball at the twelveth

hole at Capalua. No, DJ

had a 489 yard at the match play,

okay? And match plays don't count

for driving yardage for longest drives

for PJ Tour stats, okay? Which is crazy

for shot length. But before Max homer

hit the ball 477 yards, the previous

record was Davis Love, the third at the century.

On hole 18, different hole than Homa. Homer hit it

on seven. And Davis loves stood

for 20 years. 476 yards on the

18th hole of the last round. I mean,

imagine pummeling the ball 400

fucking 76 yards on the 18th

hole. DL, three yak of round four, and. It'S like a

long downhill one if you turn it over, but DL, three

yaksen, absolutely ridiculous. On the last hole, you mean? Yeah,

on the last hole. It was almost like it was hole. Was it to win

the tournament? Was it like the last shot to win the tournament? I forget

who won this, but he finished, like, third or something like

that. Like a couple of shots off. But when he gets an albatross

to win a tournament, come at us, we're. Going to talk about that forever.

He has a major. Would you trade your albatross for a major?

You mean the idea that anything's possible? I'm good, thanks. You wouldn't

trade it for a major. If you could just win the Masters? Anything's possible,

dude. You could still. Anything is possible. Your way to a major,

especially if I won the Masters. Then I should probably just assume that

anything's possible. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I got two more

quick stump panda questions. Not

any nuance or anything like that, just straight up. All right,

so lock in panda. Lock it in. All right,

so people. There are two

people with the most hole in ones on the

PGA Tour,

and it's a pretty big number. And

these are two big names in history. They're not

recent. They're in the last, like,

30 years to 15 years ago. Okay,

but most Holland ones on tour. There are two people tied with this number.

I'll tell you the number. Okay. Oh, that's nice. Actually, you know what, that's probably

the easier guess. Number

of hole in ones on tour for these two people. Like just

for your lifetime or do. You want him to name the people on tour? Yeah,

lifetime on tour. I'll tell you the people. No.

Unless he wants to give a golf. Does he get extra credit?

Okay, give him extra credit for the. Player

who most had the most hole in ones on the

two humans who are tied. That's crazy.

I don't think it's tiger. Like, tiger is the obvious one. I don't think it's

tiger. All in once. No. Come on, let's go with the

90s. Ooh, he's helping you. Okay, don't help the

panda. He can help. I mean, that's a pretty help broad.

Like help to stump the panda. Like Tiger was in the 90s, too, I

guess. Okay, 90s. Like Faldo

and fucking Deval. Harry Cooper didn't play for long

enough. Kind of, yeah. Would

say. Okay. All right.

That's like friends era. I'm going to go. They have

singularly,

like, eight Poland ones on the PGA. Whoa, great.

Guess. You're very close. Okay. Then I'm going to

go seven. And it's like Bernhard longer and

Phil. It's actually nine. All right,

so be the right club

today. Okay. Hal Sutton. Okay. Hal Sutton. Wait,

that's what? That's a good one. Wow, that was a really good. How'd you even

know that? I never heard of that. You say a phrase and that's a great

game. You say a phrase and guess the player I love. There you go. That's

a good one. The 99 players.

Yeah, go on, though. Mr. Okay, so it's ten. Okay.

Ten hole in ones. Wow. Two different people have had.

And they're like. I think the crazy stat that I saw was like

50 something people had more than five or six on

pour. Ten, hole in one. So, Hal Sutton.

Okay. And didn't this guy get in, like, a fight

over in California or Hawaii or something? God, I hope so. Robert

Allenby. Yeah, Robert Allenby was in, like, a thing in Hawaii. He was

in a scuffle. He was in a scuffle. Yes, sir. Is there, like a

question for a deep dive question for the poll? We do spinoffs. Okay.

Yeah. Can you use your fancy

handwriting to. Write down deep dive dash, what happened

with Robert Allenby? What the fuck happened with Alanby? Because it's possible it was

like a coke deal gone bad, is it? What do you mean? Please,

please write this down, and please, when can we do this deep dive?

I want you to draw an arrow, and I want you to point all the

way at the top. This takes precedence on all of it.

We got to move, dude. Can I come over to talk about Robert

Allenby's? I'll tell you all that you could learn.

How about that? In any amount of time, you could probably learn

that. We don't really know what the fuck happened. He got beat up.

He tweeted out a bunch of pictures. Let's just do it now. Let's do

it. He, like, tweeted out a bunch of pictures that he had, like, a black

eye and stuff, and we don't really know what happened. I think he withdrew from

the tournament. It wasn't at the Cappaloo event. It

was at a Sony, I think. You mean,

we don't even know when. That was, like, 20 something. This is another

stump the panda question. Guess. Within two years of the year. That

happened. 17.

That happened in 2015, actually, and that is within two years.

That is a push. That's not a win or a loss. Great job. Okay. Wow.

2015, January. It was close. You almost got 14 there. But,

yeah, Alan B. Posted a selfie of his entries and this story. So it

looks like he missed a cut of the Sony Open. Damn. You even said

that. That's crazy. Went drinking with then Caddy Mick middle

Mamo. That's not his name. Something like that. And he believes his

drink was spiked at the bar. Happens, dude. That happens. He got.

Of course. I could see that.

Is that worse than, like, Lucas Glover's wife

beating him up? All right, look up Lucas Glover.

Between Robert Allenby, Donaho Cabrera.

You're hired. Lucas, you're, like, five

things. And Tiger woods, like, who had the worst domestic? You

just want to know all the scandals. That is a great fucking

game. Say it again. The. Yes. What you just said. All

right, so between, like, Anhel Cabrera and Robert Allenby and

Lucas Glover and Tiger woods, like, what's the worst scamble?

Which is the worst domestic?

Like, there's some pretty bad ones. Okay. That would be such a fun night.

What about Gary Player's son? Yeah, the Gary player's son one was.

What is that? See, I don't even know that one. So they did a great

job of covering it up because I don't know. It didn't do it. I have

a golf podcast, and I don't know anything about. I don't know anything about Gary

Player's son. You've got Gary Encyclopedia behind just hawking golf

balls at the Masters. He was what? He was hawking golf

balls during the Lee elder ceremony at the Masters.

What's wrong with that? Why is that worse?

Because he was, like, taking camera time

and holding his golf ball up to the camera and

he was being paid to do it and he

can no longer go back to. So

it's a really weird mean. That's not the worst one.

There's been a lot more dirty shit. Also, have a segment on what happened to

Holly Saunders. That is a good deep dive. All right, write it down. Write

it down. We're making progress here, people. This is amazing. Could you sleep at

Augusta national without getting caught overnight? Anywhere at Augusta national? Dude,

you can't sit down at Augusta national in the middle of the

day. So probably not. So it's a really interesting question

we ask everyone. We try to ask everyone on this channel, but

I think you can. I really do. Now, we've had people

chime. I've asked this question. There's been people that chimed in that, oh, no. I

used to work at Augusta. There's no chance. But I don't believe it's got to

be someplace. They have more insight than you. For sure.

I know I'm in your shed, but you thought it was

240 miles an. Hour swing speed going for the

throat.

There was something else. There was something else. That was it. Oh, the

swallow the ball. Yeah, you can definitely swallow a ball. You can.

Somebody can. I thought you were on team. You can swallow. Yeah, you can.

Oh, you can. Okay, so we were all like. We were all.

Try to hit me with that. Where are you going? I'm going to the pee

hole. All right. Yeah. Well, Drew, while

we wait on pan to come back from the pee hole, why don't you explain

a little bit more about your childhood? Because you guys were

budies with Brooks Kaepka, which is interesting.

What is your connection with them? I've always wondered that. Because

you're pretty close to them. You sent me pictures of you drinking out of his.

I don't know. So. My brother knows him really well.

My brother used to play golf professionally. Did you tell me one

tournament that they play in the PGA that you go with a

friend or someone else, and it's like a scramble? Not a scramble. What is

it? It's a two man deal. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. And

I thought your brother played with them. Oh, okay. All right. Well,

I'll tell you so Brooks is

a little younger than me, but we. All grew up in West Palm, right? My

mom was the president of the Palm Beach Junior Golf

association. Oh, no way. Did your mom play? I didn't know that.

My mom does. Yeah, she's got ten horn ones. No, she

does not. Really. Yeah. I just started reading.

Not to get off on a tangent, but Arnold Palmer's last

book about his life, and I didn't know about his dad

and how he learned how to play golf. Obviously a lot of people learn from

their dad, but he learned from his dad. His dad.

I just read this yesterday, so it's fresh on my mind. But

his dad was working downtown in a building and

didn't like working indoors. So he

found out there was a golf course being built down the street

and got a job actually building the golf course. And then that turned

into maintaining the golf course, which then in turn

turned into him being the pro at the golf course. Wait, this is Jack

Nicholas. This is Palmer. Oh, right. So his dad went from not

knowing anything about golf to being the head pro at this golf

course, and Arnold Palmer ended up being around know every day,

so that's pretty cool. I don't know why I told that story.

So you grew up with Brooks Kefka? Let's get back to that.

How did you grow? You just. Your brother was friends with them.

How do they know each other? Were they in the same classes and stuff or

they in the same area? Did you guys go to the same school as him?

So he went to a school called Wellington Christian.

And after my older brother and I graduated,

he transferred to Cardinal Newman High School,

where we went to school and catholic school in

West Palm. My younger brother was there and ended up playing on a

high school team with him. And their mascot is the

crusader. Okay. What does that look like? A guy with a spear,

probably of some. Pretty much a shield. You get a shield with the crusader I

love probably. Yeah, that's a great. Yeah, that's a

great. We should do some ball markers for high school mascots. All right, here's the

thing that we're going to do at dig Yamad. We're going to make this a

poll. Give us the top. What are the top five? High school has to

be high school mascots and what do we want to judge it with? We

should have some flavors here. Like the most ferocious. It has to have like a

ferocious flavor of like, what do you think they are?

What's your favorite high school mascot? Panda. My favorite high school

mascot? Yeah, the one that you cherish I. Was a

Lubbot Cooper pirate, so I cherish that, obviously. But

in Texas, there's the south lake Carol. They're like the dragons or

something. I like when people are dragons. Oh, it's a Komodo.

You're a dragon, dude. That's your have you guys. That's your spirit animal dog. So

I want to make sure. So we are against. Because we have certain prerequisites here

at Diggyama. One is we're against ball retrievers. We're also against

glove putters. We're against really, iron covers. Iron

covers we don't like either, but we catch a lot of shit.

There's some passionate people out there about iron covers. And I've gotten a couple

of arguments on social, and I'm like, wait, you know what? I don't want. No.

What about be passionate from the other side of the fence? What about the

ballsy? It's that thing that you

keep in your pocket, but it splits open. It's got, like, terry cloth on the

inside. What, that you could just put your ball in and just like, go like.

No, they do not clean your ball. That sounds like a great product that can

ball that guy. I don't know. He hasn't come forward to me.

You know what, though? It sounds like a great product, and they are welcome to

sponsor us if they want. Now, I will say

the ball cleaner on a golf course, is that a good golfer?

Like, who uses the ball cleaner? First of all, I didn't know we had one

still. I thought it was kind of an older thing. Yeah, that was another one

that you were really adamant that you were right

and you were was. First of all. No, I just didn't remember

any. And that was Billy. And I was with. Actually, Brandon. I was playing with

him, and he was the one that said, man, I really don't remember any on

the golf course. And I'm like, that was you, me and Brandon. Yeah. And I

said, maybe I did. Yeah, maybe I did. Carter and Carter.

Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, well, I've got a unique, maybe,

perspective on this. They're putting ball cleaners on the golf

carts these days. I think it's okay to do it

on the golf cart. That's fine. But if you seek

out an actual ball cleaner that's, like, staked into

the ground, I might draw the line there.

Would you want to have a challenge of drink the ball cleaner water? That was

one of our questions. I love that question. How much would it take? Like, how

much money would it take for you to drink the ball cleaner. Now. I love

this question so much. This is right? No,

I don't think. I mean, there's got to be a number, dude. And I'm talking

one that's been there. Like, let's just take an average municipal. Not like, we should

put a microscope, bacterial microscope,

in the water. Somebody who has maintenance at, like,

golf courses. You really just put water in it? You don't ever put, like.

Why does it smell so bad? Why does that smell so bad? Is that because

we're getting microscopic makeup? Nah, dude.

There is fucking feces, all right? There is something in there you could probably

create. Sure, you could create just adding a couple of chromosomes or whatever

you do, you could probably create a pretty nasty creature with the shit that's in

there. But somebody's got to test. I don't think you do that. Somebody's got to

test the water in the igloo, like, water coolers

out on the golf course, and see which golf

course actually has safe drinking water. All right, let's do it. We're going

to do that as a mission. Our charity work here is just getting started at

Diama. We really want our first initial sponsor, but one of the charity projects that

we're going to be working on is really checking the water igloo

coolers@mostyamacares.com.

Yeah. Where we care about clean drinking water out on the course, because we're going

to be drinking other stuff, and you need water. We're taking donations at.

What's the handle? Dityama FM. Go to the far right.

You'll see it. Real estate professor gets whole in one record.

Wow. Mike Creen. This is a publication from 2005,

and I'm doing this in honor of you, Mike Cree, because I really wanted to

have you on the podcast, unfortunately. Shut up, Mike. Shout out to you, Mike,

because I hope to God someone does a story on Brando Redding. And there's enough

out there. It's actually Brandon Redding, just for you to, Mike.

And I hope there's enough podcasts and enough content out there where they're like, you

know what? No one really gave him any credit, but Brandon Redding got an albatross

to win a golf tournament. It was crazy. But back to Mike cream.

Even during Mike Cream's time, I try to take over

this guy. He basically has this world record golf shot. Been

playing golf for over 49 years. He made the longest hole in one in american

history on July 4. Wow, what a day. July 4,

2002. Although the 517

yard par five hole is listed in the US golf

register. Cree still has a hard time believing he really did it

because no one actually saw the ball go in.

Dude, I got Mike beat. Dude, I hate Mike. I know you're gone. You can't

really fight me on this, but listen, I got you beat. Dude. I have two

people that witnessed it go in, so no one saw yours go. Anyway, according

to Cree. According to Cream. This is the next paragraph. This guy got this much,

but you. Type his name, whole story. According to.

All right, that's a t shirt and a ball marker, according to

Cree, with your fancy handwriting. Can you please write down according to

please? Like, that is a great sitcom. Anyway, according to

Cream, there was a straight line of sight from the tee to the

hole. So it's unlikely that anyone could have picked up the ball and dropped it

in without cream or his three partners seeing him. Oh, the

ball might have hit a stoneyard marker located at ground

level and then bounced into the hole. Or it might have gone straight in.

We just went through the longest drives in history.

Tiger is the longest drive which

was erased from the historical record books,

498 yards. So

according to Crane is a great. Not only did he hit it

516 yards, and it wasn't at

Kapalua. Yeah, Denver. But

it went fucking in the hole. Well, suppose

accordingly. Crane, well, he's got three of his buddies. They couldn't see it. Straight line

of sight. But the near impossible feat happened on the 9th hole of Green Valley

Ranch near Denver airport. I was going to do a whole thing on this.

Like, go out there, find the gockor, see if it's still around. Interview. Mike Creen

interviewed the three buddies that were with him, unfortunately. And he was actually a

professor at University of Denver. Unfortunately, he

passed away. He did real estate. I thought that was interesting. What did he profess?

Real estate. Real estate stuff.

According to Creen, was he pre

podcast era? Well, would he have had a podcast. Called

Daddy tell you about my condor? Yeah.

I would put that episode, that show, it sounds better than ours,

but I do think the albatross is a better bird. That's a great question for

the poll. Is the albatross better than a condor?

Here's what you need. Have you ever played a scramble? Like a

charity scramble or something? And you get up to a par five and

they're like, for $20, you get to shoot your ball out of the

cannon? Yes, that fucking thing. What I want to know is,

how fast does the ball come out of the cannon? Would you

rather get compared to Kyle Berkshire's ball. It might

just also come out with like zero spin. It does. It has zero spin on

a. Okay, but there are a lot of drivers out there that. Should we

interview? Should I. Three and a half degrees that are zero spin, too. Dude, I

could easily put our virtual assistant on trying to find me the

guy that owns one or maybe operates one of those for those and could. Do

like three shots at a super slow mo. Get the miles. I want to know

how it works. I want to know the scientist guy that put this thing together

who figured this out. Give us the stats on it. I want Lou Stagner, shout

out Lou Stagner on Twitter to the stack guy to come

and talk about that. No, we'll probably want to have him on. We'll have the

guy admitted it. That probably make a lot more sense. And I think it's definitely

a knuckle ball. There's no way that ball has spin that comes out. Have you

guys ever done it? Yeah, done it a couple of times. I've done it, too.

And it goes like, dude, it would kill us maybe over

500 yards, but. Would it kill you if it hit you? You're saying, would

Kyle Berkshire's ball go far in that? I'm

saying, what's the ball speed? What is

the ball speed? I think that's what he said. The cannon versus

the ball speed of Kyle Berkshire's ball. So the

spin might be different. So Kyle

Berkshire's ball might go less. It probably will.

But is the ball speed in the same vicinity?

Is the Canon 300 or is it. 280

or is it, depending on ball flight and blank cartridge,

the x four, which we're going to purchase, and shout out to x four, tell

me how. Much one of these things cost. And we're buying it. It's actually free

when you're sponsored by X Products, who, by the way, when I say

X products, I really mean great products. These guys never fail at

anything they make. They are fantastic. Including flamethrowers. Look at

this. Flamethrowers they make. We offer the largest variety of

flamethrowers. No, for commercial and. Holy shit.

Commercial, flamethrower and consumer use. If there was ever

a company for our podcast, it

is these guys. I'm just going to lobby

for my full time flamethrower. Holy

w two status here. Did I tell you about my

albatross? Because I've come with the ideas. Dude, you are El

Fuego. No trespassing violators will be met with a

flamethrower. We are absolutely buying this sign. I'm

actually going to engrave this sign for next time we come in here. No trespassing.

We are going to be selling this ball marker for this episode. It's kind of

up in the air. Now that I see this, I want to be more known

as more of a dragon. Like a flamethrower. Flamethrower. Yeah. No

trespassing or you'll be met with. So that's sick.

On that note, thank you for joining us

tonight, Drew, Evelyn, we've enjoyed your time here, and we look

forward to having you back here soon, man.

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