Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Did I Tell You About My Albatross?

The GoF Podcast, where we are all about the story.

We tell each and every layer of the story.

I have two crowd favorites.

I got my man Panda.

I think everybody knows Panda.

Say hey, Pen.

Hey, what's up?

What's up, Albatross?

Panda, it's good to see you again.

And we have a guest with us.

Man, does he look smooth over there.

Want to go ahead and introduce yourself, Mr.

Mr.

Mr.

Mr.

Mr.

That's a terrible name, by the way.

Is it Mr.

Should we call you Koala?

I think we want to be the Mallard.

There's a lot of nicknames for me.

We've been here a long.

What do you want, man?

You guys choose.

No, you got to.

Koala, Mallard.

I call you, I actually call this guy, he is the mayor.

And actually, I just want to be the mayor.

I actually just want to start right there.

So the stories, maybe it's just our club.

Like, I think I'm just assuming all clubs like this, maybe

we'll be the only ones that ever listen to this because no

other golf club has all these goofy stories.

I was playing golf with the mayor, Koala, whatever you want

to call him.

We're going to get a little bit more back into his name here in

a second.

I was playing golf with you one day as we were turning around

the corner on, what is it?

Site number five, right under the tunnel.

Yes.

You almost you have to play chicken with people as they go

like 93 miles an hour or a lady on a bike.

That's always interesting.

Usually she has a baby like right there that's like sitting

there. When we when we drove under the tunnel, we turned left

and we went to the tee box.

But there was lady, there's actually a lady pooping right

there.

Let's go.

Oh, I know who it was.

It was so I was playing.

It wasn't me.

I was playing, I think with you when a guy was riding on his

bike and he looked very homeless, had bags on the thing

and he had a cowboy hat and a feather sticking out of his

cowboy hat.

And we're like, 4th of July.

Is that?

It's a very fair question.

Of course, it kind of looks a little bit but by you know,

like I think that was actually I was playing with you because

then right after that we did see the little guy kind of

walking around with the hat.

I'm pretty sure it had like an American deal on it.

Yeah.

And then and I was in the guy was playing with the day before

he told me that that there was or no, that was me and Panda.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where the guy got arrested.

Yeah, it was me and my brother were on that whole and Foster.

Yeah, and there is this guy who is just like I thought he

was just coming.

I thought he was jogging jogging down the path and he

had his shirt off and then Sheriff pickup trucks come

screeching around the corner.

No sirens on and all of a sudden the guy darts into the

hedge and dives underneath the hedge and we're all looking

at her like what the fuck is happening.

The cops come running out in the fairway with their guns

out and Foster's is giant.

Woo-woo was walking closer.

Yeah, he gets and darts backwards and is ducked down behind

like a little and a ledge like hiding like a concrete ledge

concrete ledge and all of a sudden the cops come sprinting

at the guy get out guns right out and get on the floor all

this and we're just on the golf course on our private golf

court.

I just described someone pooping someone getting arrested

and then a concrete wall in the middle of our on the middle

of our golf.

Maybe we don't have an Ola in a tunnel that runs right into

a lady with a baby.

I don't know if we do have a private club.

Yeah, it's a very good question.

Okay, so getting back to your name, which we think is going

to be koala and it should be because again, we have a

specialty here at did I tell you about Malbatras and that

is we can name your spirit animal.

In fact, it's one of the contests that we're going to

roll out this evening.

So all the subscribers out there stay tuned.

You got to sit through the pot or you can just fast forward

but at the very end of the show, we're going to get into

the contest and you'll want to stay tuned especially for

the contest around the spirit animal and I think that's

kind of why you're named Panda and you're named koala is

because what happened you just went why do we even name

you that was it has nothing to do with me or my personality.

It was simply the side.

Yes, I because there's a lot of players that we play with

there's a big group of us that all bet and gamble and like

to play and everyone just basically can't function if

I'm if I'm not running the games and I was in Australia

for my job for about a month and nobody seemed to be

golfing anymore and I got home and everyone just started

calling me koala.

Yeah, I mean, it's just always sad when you're gone and

that's why like I just you know, I just hope you never

leave.

Yeah, well, I'm not traveling for we're going to now live

in the shed.

So I'm around.

Yeah, this is we thought we were capacity last time Panda

and I were here.

This is I think we can get one more.

We definitely have room for one more.

I think we could easily get one more.

I have kneecap sweat and a vertical and a vertical person.

I guess I didn't realize like this podcast really for

people who haven't done podcasts before because like

once you do a podcast, I'm sure it's like in a studio.

You've probably done some nice ones.

I have done some some podcasts before and this is different.

Great acoustics.

I mean, do you think Chris Paul there it is right there

for this episode.

Do you think Chris Paul would ever sign up for something

like this is he to boozy would sign up for something

like this and he would be a quick one and up.

Yeah.

Okay.

The other thing is that I love about that.

I love about koala is the fact that you have a brother

and you guys are I do have a brother you guys are attached

to the city manager three brother actually, that's true.

That's true.

You do I met your I met what youngest from I'm at you.

Yeah.

Yeah, and you guys are like it's kind of a crazy thing

like you Panda like is it just me like they they seem

to always play together.

I think one of them demands that they play together.

Yeah, and that's what we really want to that's really

what we wanted to get out tonight.

Like we got to figure this out like is that you or is

that him?

I've got my own theory and don't worry.

No one's ever going to see this again.

I'd like to hear your theories and then I'll tell you the

truth.

My theory is is that I don't know because I mean, you know

me tell you what it is.

It's not here is I don't know dude.

I'm just jealous.

Okay, that's just all it is.

I'm just jealous.

I got to never guiding girl for the brother, right?

I'd love to have one.

So wait, can I be the mayor of Carrollwood and my brother

can be the assistant to the mayor of Carrollwood?

No, I think he has to be equal.

I don't think he can be below you.

Well, actually he he's definitely blown because he's

the younger brother.

Okay.

And he also is the reason they always play together because

he loves his older brother so much.

That is my theory there.

He does but the real truth is we don't enjoy gambling

against each other because I don't like like I don't want

to take his money and he doesn't want to take my money.

So we always play together.

So so really I think that that's we were talking about

this the other night is like, you know, the thing about

the thing about our show.

It's so stupid is the fact we have rules.

We actually have rules that you have to follow in order

to even listen and we're also I'd like to hear the mayor's

stance on shrinking the game lot lot of it in golf, you

know is to grow the game.

Yes, we we are actually kind of actively promoting to

make it much smaller.

We want to shrink it right so that it's not as busy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah, 100% we're okay with like eliminating some people.

Yeah, if you don't not if you don't but I mean if you

I think you violate some rules you're out.

We should all have to name one person in our group that

we would like eliminated.

Oh, okay.

What do you consider a good enough to do that that we

play with somewhat frequently?

Okay, I just wanted to get my real awkward Brandon says

Panda it would be very

Panda.

No, I'm quite happy with our group.

I like everyone we play.

No, I do too.

I mean, but it's the people that like sorry go ahead.

No, there's tons of people that don't need to be playing

golf in our playing golf in our club.

Correct.

Yeah, correct.

Yeah, or just in general.

I think we're talking about the whole we're just yeah

atmosphere.

It's like people who don't take your glove off to putt

we're kind of call those different on those glove

putters.

Thank but did you know like the all-time greats putt in

with their gloves on Jack Nicholas Arnold Palmer.

Yeah, but it's not 1950.

Well, they're all glove putters.

So I would be interested on who was the first person to

start taking their glove off that started that trend.

No way.

I'd never knew that.

Yeah, deep dive.

Yeah, we're gonna have to do you better be accurate on

that because they're gonna be so many people in there.

They did they did they did all do I can't mess with

anything right now.

Their gloves.

What?

What are you getting?

Okay.

All right.

While you do that what I was getting at is that we have

rules which is silly for zero subscribers zero listeners.

Not even you know, like it's silly to have we're actually

at negative subscribers.

We've actually going to eliminate people before we're

gonna actually have to climb up to zero.

That's so true.

Um, we're gonna be blocked dude.

You're my favorite.

You look love by the way.

I just I'll shut up show that to the camera.

That is the great Arnold Palmer putting with a glove on

with a glove.

Hey, there you go.

Let's get focused on that.

Yeah.

Okay.

Like how about people the iron covers?

How about two gloves?

Iron covers don't have a place in the game.

Right ball retrievers.

Hole retrievers are useful but also don't have a place in

a good players bag.

But I'm pretty sure I saw Albie use a ball retriever

once.

No, I don't think I've ever I mean he openly admits to

at one point having iron covers.

Oh, yeah.

No, I mean recently I've made every I've put it with my

glove.

They just I've tried everything did I have every single

swing aid there is I've like literally tried.

Have you gotten two gloves?

Yeah, that's a dumb but on both hands because it's raining.

Sure.

Does my brother have a nickname or is he just referred

to as my brother the city planner and he is currently

mayor.

Yeah, whatever we can be a sister.

So my brother has I don't know when the last time you

guys played with him if it's been somewhat recently.

I saw it.

I saw what you're about to see and it was it was shocking

to see it was visually jarring.

Oh the left left.

He's putting lefty blade with them.

I can't believe it.

Yeah, he is doesn't look better.

Do you want a beer?

I'm good for right now.

What about you?

Yeah, just keep him coming man.

He is a righty golfer.

My brother is one of the best.

He's the top I'd say three iron player at the club like

he's a two or three and his swings really good very

good player.

This one's really incredible iron player had a 30 minute

lesson with the Panda.

Yes, he did just saying got all into the numbers.

Way out of my comfort zone.

And he now puts lefty because he was an absolute.

I think his average putting was about 34 35 putts per

round.

Dude, he has it wasn't bad from like 20 feet though.

It just got scary from like four and a half to to one

foot.

Did he I've seen him.

I've seen him missing some.

I mean dude, he beats he beats me like every time.

I mean like he's a good player.

He's very good player, but I mean I buy he makes me

feel great because sometimes he's putting I'm like wow,

he is so good and how could he miss that like little

two-foot putt and then I'll see him putt with the

helicopter.

Yeah, and I'm like I get me a helicopter and then I

mean I literally did the helicopter before you did.

Yeah.

Yeah, what was it the lab putter with the piece just a

piece of metal that you twirl around then the silver

dildo.

Yeah.

But yeah, he's putting lefty and he's he's putting

better.

The thing with him was he was a he was a maybe he was

a tough lag putter.

He was he didn't get speed from like distance very

dialed.

And then I'd say his mid-range putting was actually

decent.

Yeah, but his short putts were everybody there were

no gimmies with my brother.

He has to put everything out because he misses three

footers all day long, but now lefty.

Oh, he's better now.

That's a really good one.

What about lefty?

Is he lefty left hand low or is he lefty crosshand?

He's left.

He's lefty right hand low.

So cross-handed what oh yeah, it's got his that's

backwards.

I see.

Yeah, that almost makes it right side up.

Yeah, I cancels out.

It's a double negative.

Now.

Are y'all competitive with each other or how does

that work?

Yeah, of course.

I mean grew up with four boys in our family.

So very competitive.

He's like a marksman or something right?

Do yeah, I'm always he's real-life job.

He's a pilot right?

Well, I mean, I know he's not like a marksman for

a lot.

He is very, you know, if he was really good.

Yeah, true.

He'd never he has a shoe with his right hand above

his left hand.

No, no, no.

So when he goes shooting he shoots lefty what yeah,

so he shoots lefty.

He writes lefty.

Oh, he does a lot of things left-handed.

So putting lefty isn't that crazy for okay used to

put lefty.

Yeah, and then he went to scary then he went to

putting righty.

So I get it's somewhat comfortable for him to go

back to putting lefty and he's putting significantly

better lefty and I've always told him that he's a

better putter lefty, but I think he just didn't want

to like be weird weird.

Yeah and be judged but everyone's starting to judge

him for his putting righty.

So he's kind of like fuck it might as well put lefty

it's okay to be weird.

Yeah, I think it's I've made a career out of it.

Yeah, but we are very competitive and we do compete

you know with each other and everything but it's as

his older brother.

I've just you know, there's things that I excel at

and happens to be a little bit more on the athletic

side than he does.

So I never really he's never really been much of a

competitor towards me.

That's pretty obvious.

We are so anything else he destroys me and if it has

something to do with like not sports, so I actually

have sort of a place I'm going with this, you know,

just play take a little long time to get there.

But I is it cool if I share what with the millions

of people millions millions by the way, we need a

sponsor anybody we actually producer we'd actually

like this.

We actually like take this moment and pause and

normally we take a sponsor break.

But this is actually where your ad could go right

here in this break right here for a living you mind

just telling the millions describes what you do.

I yeah, sure.

I put performance teams around professional tennis

players and professional golfers.

So it's sport specific coaches strength coaches physios

nutritionist mental performance coaches strength conditioning

all of it just whatever in athlete comes to our company

and we kind of do an eval on what you know, they need

and what could bring him to the next level and what

they maybe are in search of or want to replace or look

for something new and we help them, you know source that

with people that are you know, and either employees

of my company or we look outside and bring in different

experts in different areas that maybe we ID that they

need help with I'm in sales like I absolutely love that

and I feel like the you know, I'm big.

I actually have a professional development coach has been

like a game changer for me.

What is the difference between you know, someone like me

on the golf course competitiveness like, okay, leave me

aside.

I'm going to edit all this shit out.

No, I have good.

I have a very good answer for you.

Let's get a good answer.

Yeah.

So so Albie is famous for throwing in our standard game

is $100 buy-in standard game.

So anytime I'm running a game 100 bucks $100 buy-in we do

some sort of split between a two-ball, you know, a best

ball things.

We have a partner and an individual thing famous for

taking work calls on the golf course.

Yeah, we haven't gotten into that massive Bose noise

canceling headphones with the antenna with the antenna up

like he's you know, I don't know what he's doing on these

calls but and then he just is off in his own world just

doing whatever he's doing and we're betting and his partners

like what the fuck's where's everyone else?

Yeah, everyone who plays with the in just knows that this

is part of it.

And so, you know, if I was your performance coach, I would

simply advise you not to take work calls on the golf course.

Okay, we'll have to edit all that out.

Okay, but that's a really good point.

Thank you for that.

No, I do.

You know, I think really though what this pool like I

mean watch swing yet.

We got into the have a palm of seal where you left.

Okay.

All right.

Let's just stop that is true.

He didn't leave.

Were you were you there?

No, but I also remember when you were playing Wolf and you

press for like $400 and you hit your first your first

tee shot OB and so you are just out of the hole with it

worth because you went solo and Wolf and it was worth $400

and you just snap hooks to drive OB and everyone felt bad

that they gave him a mulligan.

Well because they were actually no because they guys were

talking in my back swing.

If you remember, I know here's the deal.

Get you kicked out.

Uh rule.

What you can take a phone call, but you can't hear

somebody fucking talk.

I don't take phone calls on the golf course not for work.

Nope.

But what I do though is I have taken I'm not going to use

any of this shit by the way.

This is great content.

Everybody takes the occasional work.

No, I mean you're right dude.

So obviously if I could be more focused, I'm not even

talking about I'm just okay.

My whole point was full swing.

We were talking about the other night.

Have you seen any of these?

Yeah, I watched the whole thing.

Okay, so they're amazing.

I think they're really well done.

I know really good golfers.

Like I think we got we've got them in our club.

We've got a lot of really good golfers in our club.

Our clubs actually pretty damn like I mean even from our

best dude there like our best golfer.

I think there is a whole different level of and it's not

just ability.

I mean literally have a swing coach and in a mental like

performance coach like with me.

I just think it's it's kind of both and you got to like have

a perfect combination or you got to at least have more of

maybe one or the other which which would you rather have

more of which would be more important your physical ability

and the swing or the mental side and the performance aspect.

We'll start with you.

Are you a are you a like a professional golf?

Yeah, I'm a professional.

I'm that guy that you when you boot up your golf game and

pick the platform and it's just a blank face and it's the

avatar dude.

Now you only have a certain number of little things you can

send my way.

Now that can either be a little bit better of a swing or a

little bit better of a that's a hard question, but I'd say if

you ask like the 150 members of the PJ Tour right now have

their tour cards if they could improve their swing or their

mental performance every single one of them would say their

mental performance.

What do you think?

Bader I think that that's true.

Yeah, they all swing it.

Well, they all swing it.

Some of them are probably going to be like my swing is dog

shit, but they'd still say my my mental.

Performance because their swing has gotten them to that

point.

They don't need to hit the ball any better, but they need

to think better handle adversity better handle pressure better

perform under pressure better.

I will say the most dangerous partnering at Carolwood is when

Albie and Panda played together because Panda is like the

Albie whisperer.

Sherpa.

Yeah, generally Albie is good for you know, I don't know a

mid.

I don't know an Albatross to win a tournament maybe.

Yeah, that's true.

He did get that and he has it is an email printed out over

there.

Oh, we introduced it.

Okay, hit him in the trophy.

I made read it last week.

I just want to show quality.

I don't think he's seen this is it all the millions of again.

This is we're gonna look for the I had to make my own trophy

and I'm about as good a trophy making as I am producing

podcast, but it's not bad.

It's just mad that the golf ball fell.

Oh, it was I was glued.

I was wondering what that was.

Yeah, it's a go.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think it's actually more dynamic.

But yeah, you know Albie is good for a high 70 low 80 low

90.

Hey man, I'm getting there randomly and when he's with the

Panda he'll throw in like a 70 a 71 a 72, which is like a

net 66 and everyone's just like where the hell that come

from.

Yeah, it's because Panda has a modest.

She's got a Sherpa around to me.

I look I think it's a swing like that's what's so that's

what the amateur I think the amateur player like the true

amateur.

I think for me I look at golf and I say, oh, I just need

to fix my swing.

I need to definitely buy that swing jacket and along with

the and I've got that and I've also got the divot.

Oh, I definitely need the chef the chef stick board or

whatever the hell that things call where I go back and

forth and that and then I got the little the I got it all.

I mean, I got literally it off.

I've seen Albie bring out the divot board mid-round.

Yeah, when we're all on a par three and he just throws it

on the ground and start hacking away.

Checking wipes checking his divot pattern.

I actually think this is a great time for us to pause and

let the divot board know that we could actually this would

be a great this would be a great sponsorship.

This would be a great sponsorship spot in or something

stripes it.

Yeah, generally brought to you by the divot board divot

board is a lie.

Eric can be at least though.

It's so we're mats mats are a lie.

Mats are definitely a lie.

I feel like they're bouncy wonty.

They are very like they're helpful not well.

I mean, they're definitely helpful.

Yeah, maybe like oh there's a guy at the club we play with

Falcon who hits it about dick high on the course, but he

put it put him on a mat and he hits it as high as anybody.

Yeah, because his club bounces up into the ball every time.

Yeah, we're gonna Falcon on he's the other one talking shit

about people who hit the ball dick high.

You're just coming in.

I am I am a high ball hitter now, you know this skyball.

I used to hit it low.

I am now a high ball hitter.

Okay, I would like to see it.

Yeah, anytime.

Let's go speaking the net up speaking.

I'd like to see it.

How about Panda shirt here with Mariah Carey from Mariah?

I actually said oh that's remember when she got caught

lip-syncing like the fucking Christmas thing.

That was hilarious.

Do they all do that though, right?

Yeah, but yeah, but she like walked off the stage.

She was like fuck this and fuck New Year's like it was

embarrassing.

Yeah, I was like embarrassing for her.

They was bad.

Oh my God.

I just muted everything.

I think let's go.

Yeah, I can't hear anything.

I can't hear anything.

Hello.

That's the void.

I hate the void relax in the void.

You just said it was very relaxing and avoiding.

Well, you know what we made it like a half hour.

That's pretty good.

Honestly, like that was good.

That's a good run.

I can't hear myself.

Oh, so, okay.

Okay, I got it now.

All right.

Yeah, you're good because you're jerking off the mic.

You just got to sit still.

I don't think he does.

I don't think he does.

He's too ADHD to sit still.

All right.

So getting back to the contest the contest.

So I think one of the contests that we had talked about

koala is after a certain number of subscribers now, we

don't know how many subscribers that would take because I

mean, I imagine it's it can't it's not gonna be seven or

ten or whatever.

It's gonna be like a high number.

Okay.

Oh shit.

You went and saw what is a Wally?

You went and saw what is a Wally?

I did.

Shout out the barber shop.

Dude.

By Salon Inga.

You guys have a joint barber.

He did actually give me a freebie and he gave me his barber.

And you're welcome.

And the guy's amazing.

Like I just love the guy.

But what's interesting about is like so I had a guy that's

but it's literally right here on the corner, right?

He's probably gonna see this like you ever like everyone

else and I'll drive the golf cart over to the club and

I'll have the I'll have my kids with me.

It's not that big of a town.

I mean, Carolwood's not it's not like it's Manhattan.

Like it's like you kind of get to know everyone on your corner

and especially especially if you're driving a golf cart.

Like it's just you're gonna see them and you're gonna be

like, oh hey, but as I pass I always try like duck duck in

actually behind the building because I don't want because

you're always looking fresh.

Well, because I don't want exactly where a hat but no,

but I mean, it's been a year now like it's been a year

and I went to this dude.

I was well aware dude.

I went to this guy every time I need a haircut for like five

years.

Did you not like officially break up with I didn't know how

I didn't know you just you should just like you ghosted him.

You should send him a severance package.

Maybe he thinks you moved.

Well, I did say so I made up this big elaborate story.

Oh, you won't believe it.

My wife and I were so excited.

We just bought a lake house up in North Carolina, which we

were trying to do but it you know, the they couldn't perk a

septic tank or something weird and so we had it back up and

so, you know, it's kind of true and then and I was like something

to get my hair cut up there, you know, I'm going up there

all the time now.

Yeah, well you got you lying to the barber.

Yeah, just let the man down easy.

All right.

So then I just forgot we're talking about the contest to the

contest.

So for the fifth time.

Yeah.

So, I mean after a certain number of subscribers, I won't

talk about the Albatross anymore period.

We yeah, we would like to know I had a closed-door discussion

or what?

What do you think?

What's that number?

No, no, no, no, no or what?

Yeah, like, oh, you guys are worried about the or what what

happens.

No, I told Pena.

I'm not.

He was like, I just won't.

I'm just I'll do it.

I'm a man of my personal personal.

I'm a man of my word.

That's fine.

You're going to have to do this.

You're a little try.

We don't think that you're not a man of your word, but we

think that you're still going to fucking tell somebody.

Yeah, if you're playing pine one with a bunch of strangers

and somebody hits one close and they're like, holy shit,

that's the best shot I've ever hit on this hole.

You're just going to be like, hey, did you stand there and

say nothing email in 2019 and the member member 2020

and some guy got an albatross?

That was me.

No chance.

You're not going to be able to say that.

So what so I get a peach, please.

Yeah, keep him coming, baby.

Yeah, kind of grapefruit dog.

It's a pineapple.

No, you won't do it.

Each peach.

Here's a grapefruit.

Dude, you're that's what they call.

Yeah, I'm going to mow them down.

All I do is show up and I can kill it and let you feed me.

But I can't deal with this boom arm.

I haven't had to pay for any of this anything.

Yeah, just show up.

He makes me show him is my balls at the end.

But that's all he said.

That's payment enough.

So you might have to make you do that.

So I think the kind of figured coming into this shed.

You have a lot of weird shit that happens in the shed.

But this is all the space we have to live in Tampa.

Real estate is expensive.

Do we have a name for the shed?

I think it's the Shake Shack.

It's the whatever wants to pay us money.

He said the CLL to see Alice.

He called it the Seattle size shed at one point and I look of course.

That's our niche though.

We sell it to somebody like obscure.

I don't really get normal shed.

Hey, hey tough shed.

Look at what I'm doing with your product right here, dude.

Thank you.

Most people use they put their lawnmowers in here.

So, huh?

Are these sheds used for like lawn equipment?

Oh, dude, when I got the shed just just so just so y'all know, I mean,

do you cut your own grass?

God, no.

Do my I was gonna say I was like no chance you have a lawnmower anywhere in here.

It's actually right around the corner.

I can't have it in here.

No, but no, I mean not saying I wouldn't of course.

I mean, I would love to cut my lawn.

I just don't have the time but the and I'm terrible at it.

But I will say that my my lawn man died.

About two months ago and oh, yeah, I heard this one.

Yeah, and Panda was like, what'd you do to this is when I told him he goes,

what'd you do?

This is like what the so this guy I felt terrible man.

I still feel bad really nice guy.

But I'll tell you like he started kind of slacking off a little bit, right?

And I'm all about like I'm all about giving people breaks.

I'm all about like, hey, let's work with you.

Let's get you on a program.

Let's get you on a plan.

Let's figure it out.

Let me help you.

Yeah, just like you you're a helper.

And so what happened was I told him like, hey man, so I'm paying you extra for these weeds, right?

And we still got a lot of weed and I'm not like upset or anything.

I mean, yeah, I may have came out a little bit more aggressive than that the third time.

Yeah, but and I'm and then and then the third time I'm like, hey man,

so I guess the squeaky wheel is up with these fucking weed.

Well, because my mother-in-law is the one that recommended this guy and my mom.

I just love her.

She's the best and I just like she is so sweet like and they've been using this guy for years

and it's hard to find people that do the good work.

Like it is this at least in Tampa in Florida.

It's very hard to find good quality.

So he did he originally did good work and my my mother-in-law was like, oh, this guy's great.

But so we hooked, you know, for years we used them and then you start getting more and more slack, slack, slack.

And finally, I'm like my mother-in-law is like, well, I said something to him and he actually started doing it.

And so the third or fourth time I said, I'm like, look, man, I'm like, I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease is what I literally said that it was so embarrassing.

I was like the squeaky wheel gets the grease and you know, I just need to like it.

I'm squeaking. I'm squeaking over here.

Can you just cut my shrubs and can you please weed my flower beds?

Thank you.

So two weeks went by and I go out and I see him like, hey man, like what's going on?

Like he got even worse still hadn't done it.

And he was like, I'm having a hard time.

Like I actually got it wasn't COVID.

He was like, I don't have COVID or anything.

But he was like, I'm having a hard time like getting around.

And I just noticed he was acting a lot slower and I'm like, oh man, like I'm like, all right.

Well, and he's like, you know what?

I'm actually just going to stop.

I'm like, dude, you only did like half of the yard here.

I didn't say that, but I'm like, okay, I know you got to like, yeah, go feel better or whatever.

And when you when you come back, he's like, I'll try to I'll try to get back out here next week.

Now I pay for weekly service, right?

And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, that's it.

So he went home.

When we went by and I'm like, okay, didn't make it.

I'm like, I'm going to I can't wait to see this guy.

I'm going to the squeaky wheel back, you know, I'm going to bring it.

And then the next week came by, didn't come next week.

And then my mother-in-law's like, hey, have you seen blah, blah, blah?

And I was like, no, where's he?

And she's like, I haven't seen him yet.

I'm like, what?

And so far, I'm like, I'm going to give it one more week.

Call the I call him goes to his wife and she's like, oh, me and the family were devastated

because he passed away last week.

Oh, wow. He had a blood clot in his lungs and he couldn't breathe.

You might have killed them.

So did you get their refund on the month you paid for?

I was like, well, who's taking over?

Squeaky wheel.

No, but I say I don't know.

I don't have time for that.

I need these.

Is there a is there a happy ending to this story?

No, no, that's it.

He found a new one.

Or you found a new guy.

My long guy died.

That's not the no, that's the happy and then and then so now.

All right. So let's just pause here.

And I think another time.

Yeah, this one sponsored by a plus plus and what's actually the name of your company?

Qualm I'll give you a free plug here.

I think we need to get a sponsor from a lawn care company or a shed company.

So getting back to my tough shed.

So I just decided so I just decided to start doing all the work myself.

Like that's why like we know when you buy a tough shed.

I'm like, I couldn't find anyone to do good work.

But when you buy a tough shed, it comes through these guys.

It's amazing.

These two dudes show up.

Besides my kids getting born my albatross and meeting you two.

And then they they came with their boards and stuff in a big truck.

They built this in like three hours.

You have to build it.

They built the whole thing.

It was amazing.

Now, when I say built the whole thing, they you go in here and it's like wood.

Like it's all wood.

Yeah.

And I drywall probably if I'm YouTube and stuff.

They just build the.

Did you paint this bad boy?

You tell I painted it.

Yep.

There you go.

That's not like a lines look good.

Ish, you know where we could do the podcast.

I have five iron five iron Tampa.

I've already thought of that.

Actually, I would love to do some spots there for sure.

If you if you dive us in, we'll have a live on have office space.

So we might as well.

It's like I don't need an office.

What I'm casting studio might as well do a podcasting.

Yeah, Billy says I'd be on the payroll.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll be happy family.

You mean Panda Town Panda Town.

We are the panda for performance corner.

We're officially opening a Panda Town.

What's the Panda Town gonna be?

So you're a good lessons.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'll do whatever you want.

Yeah.

I got you dialed Panda lessons and then in grips and stuff.

My life's getting planned out.

I don't even know.

Yeah, last one building club building club fitting the Panda

Performance Center.

No, the Panda Town Panda Town.

We're talking about stealing a Panda to last.

It's also a Chuck E.

Cheese after midnight.

Oh, do you guys gonna be that beats?

What's a full kitchen?

Yeah.

Well kitchen and full bar.

What was your favorite part of full swing?

And what did you get out of it?

Ooh.

All right.

So what do you think about the live tour?

Those are two different questions.

Those are two different.

We haven't had a big come.

We haven't had a big that's weird and I'll be all a big come.

We haven't had an end.

I'll be all of the live tour discussion.

So, I mean that would that would easily occupy like a couple

hours.

Yeah.

What's your take on it?

Cool.

So on on the full swing.

So I last year I traveled the tour on the ATV tour for tennis.

So I was on the road for 25 weeks.

So probably at 20 some events in the Grand Slam, which are

two weeks.

So yeah, about 25 weeks on the road last year.

So I got to see all the behind the scenes of the Netflix crew

and how they film because they're doing the big one on

tennis.

Nice.

Yeah, breakpoint.

I think one the golf one blew away the tennis one the tennis

one.

I thought was really not entertaining and not great to

watch.

Oh really was it different?

Well, it's also hard.

It's hard.

They didn't get the big names that golf got.

Yeah, I felt golf got a lot of big recognizable household

names tennis did not and also because I live that world of

tennis.

So I know all those players, you know personally really

well, it was a little weird to watch, you know how they told

their story because they didn't really tell this didn't tell

all of it.

And so it was hard to watch.

Was it a different would you know if it was a different

production company?

No same same same company that started one.

Yeah, drive through that and so the golf one I thought was

excellent.

I was really into and I've talked to a few other professional

golfers and they all liked it as well.

They thought it was great and I think they just did a better

job of going like in depth of the personal stories and getting

you know more detailed on the personal side of things and

they showed like these guys on TV or you know, they're humans

first and they showed the human element.

So I really liked that part of it.

I thought that was great.

I like the personal touches they did.

I thought the what was your favorite one?

Man probably the Tony Finau.

Oh, I was so I love that.

I love that one.

I mean first of all, I like the last one too.

I like Rory's episode as the only one I like that one too,

but that's the only one Tony Tony's one is the only one that

my wife watched and you know, I will say like it just made me

look like they just made me look bad.

Made me look like like she's like why can't you be more like

this guy?

This guy's amazing.

He's a good dude.

He is like the nicest guy like ever like I mean beside but I

will say Joel Damon or I like the Joel Damon.

I know in your world.

He's the exact opposite of what that guy can use a little

performance.

No, but everyone in order to get performance out of an individual

certain things make certain people tick and if he needs to

depressurize situations, that's what he's doing right to perform

well, that's what he's doing.

Okay.

So, okay interesting.

So deflecting you're saying that you can be negative and

that can be a positive and effective if you're wired that

way.

Yeah, because everything I've heard like I am scared to say

negative things like I got told like thoughts become things.

It's just true.

Like I mean, that's just how it is like everything that's in

this amazing shed.

There's a lot of things in this shed.

Yeah, is like someone had to think of it before it happened,

right?

So like, I mean it does become yeah, but if he's like self

deprecating and funny and and he doesn't take it too seriously

and he doesn't like I mean the guy obviously has some self-belief

in himself at these top 15 in the world in golf.

Could he have more self-belief and be top 30?

Sure, but maybe with that self-belief, you know comes

expectations and then because he has those expectations he doesn't

perform as well.

So like, yeah, it's all you know, you got to figure out that

like perfect recipe and that's kind of what you know, performance

coaching is about is trying to figure out that recipe and how

to get a you know, a consistent performance out of somebody

because I getting the absolute best out of someone, you know,

consistently is not realistic, but can you improve your performance

over time and have that become more consistent?

That's the goal.

But don't you do like I always thought you did that through

positive and I'll go ahead and I'm just embarrassed.

You don't go and say it dude.

Like I'll do incantations.

I'll do like I'll do priming which is basically like for those

of you have never heard of it.

It's like you just you say like, I mean my my poor such worse

when you on this is like and it's extremely effective by the

way, you'll take, you know, 1015 minutes and you'll basically

think of okay short-term goal.

Imagine it already happened.

Imagine it already done.

You're celebrating it.

What does it feel like?

What is it?

Like how do you envision it experience it and then do a medium

term and then do a long term and this is the spooky thing.

I got emotional when I was talking to him about it last time

and it's the long term because him and I actually share the

same one and my long-term one is me sitting on my like death

bed.

Basically my kids around there with their families and they're

holding my hand as I pass away and that is like my ultimate

long-term goal.

I'm looking at my family.

I'm like man.

They are like happy.

They're all successful healthy.

Yeah, and that is like and I experience it and I like start

like losing it because I feel like I'm but like I mean that

type of stuff is how like I envision at least I use it in

sales and like how everything I like that I'm proud of and

thankful for my life.

I feel like has sort of fallen in that path and it's because

of that and you're saying that you can actually you can still

have those things without being so dead set on that.

No, not exactly.

I'm saying that it works for some people could Joel Damon

be more like that and could it be help him potentially but it

could also potentially harm him because if he's not wired like

that like he's a pretty free-spirited happy-go-lucky type

of guy.

What he's got going on could could work.

I think his caddies his secret weapon is caddy seems to lock

him in with all to be locked in.

So I think maybe with the Canada for me.

Yeah, shut up.

Yeah, I think our Gino the caddy.

Yeah, I think maybe without you know there and kind of you

know getting him locked in when he needs to be could be the

difference.

Oh, yeah, you know, it's like a moth buzzing me.

I'm just saying they there's different ways to get good

performances and then you know what Joel Damon is doing is

going to be in the very much bottom percent.

Okay, that's okay.

That's a much better way for me to understand works for a lot

of different ways to swing.

Yeah, a lot of different ways to do a lot of things.

Yeah, but a different ways to have a podcast even from a

shed exactly a tough shed the Alice shed even says at the

end of his episode like maybe it's time for me to believe

in myself.

That is true.

So that was it's on his mind.

So, okay.

So that so, okay, this is good.

I'm just gonna leave one out.

I'm dialed dialed dialed.

You can do that.

You just go on.

It's okay.

Buddy.

This is better.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

All right.

So what a bow on it.

All right.

See, so my God, I probably don't put a bow in that what

we're talking about.

We're talking about performance.

I don't know.

Talking about a lot.

Damn.

It was gonna be such a good bow.

It's all right.

You guys stick to the notes.

Don't mess me up on that.

We messed you up on that.

We messed you up.

Dog, we just here.

Yeah, man.

We told you we're color commentary and you're the like

play by play announcer.

I'm the court jester.

You're Al Michaels and we're Chris Collinsworth.

I'm just so worried about these bugs around me if they

if they mess with you.

I haven't even noticed Al Bug.

Okay.

All right.

It's just amazing headphones.

Yeah.

I think we need to expose him to bugs.

I think we need to harden him up a little bit.

I mean, I think we need to put bugs.

Speaking of bugs.

Do you remember when we were in plenty soft enough?

Do you remember?

You remember when we were stream song?

We're talking about this other night.

Oh, yeah, we were trying to get somebody to eat the bug.

The caterpillar.

Do you remember that?

Oh, yeah.

I didn't really forgot about that.

And then we were not me.

I remember.

I just remember all the stupid you guys are too worried

about your damn golf shots where I'm like you gotta eat

that bug.

You gotta eat that caterpillar.

Albie was definitely more into eating the bugs.

I went with him to stream song one time and he birdied

like the first five in a row.

Remember that?

I went five under through five.

Oh, hey, do you remember that putt I sunk when we played?

Oh my God.

Let him tell let him talk about how he was five under

through five.

What putt did you make?

Oh, you know, oh, so that's how you were.

You made it.

You made it.

You can't stop all the things you lost.

What's that?

You made a four footer up the hill that was dead straight.

Let Billy talk about when he was five.

It was actually more like an eight footer and it was for

like $500 because y'all lost and that's why you don't want

to talk about it.

But yeah, let's hear about your five hundred.

That's a poorly designed hole.

We will remember.

I don't I do not remember my losses at all.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

You block it out.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, that's what I'm here for.

And so it was like an eight foot putt and it was for like

four or five hundred dollars.

It was great.

Where it was right a stream song.

We're going to eat those out of playing actually him and

the guy Gator.

Yeah, you and me and Gator Gator.

I don't know who Gator is use your bleep.

And we had Chief the caddy chief is great.

Shout out shout out shout out to chief chief is a legend.

Did I ever tell you the first time I got chief?

I haven't told you this.

I got chief for the first time stream song caddy grew up

on an Indian reservation in Wisconsin.

So he goes by chief as his preferred nickname.

Yeah, I remember one time we asked him like, what's your

real name?

Yeah, like rattled off and we're like your chief.

Yeah, it's a crazy crazy long name and my brother and I

were playing out there and we were going to we just went

up there for one round, but then we decided to go back

the next day went back the next day and then we're like

fuck it.

Let's go a third day and this was before my brother lived

in Tampa.

And so he was just in town.

So we went up a third day and it was the day before

Thanksgiving.

And so I got chief's number.

I was texting with him.

I was like, hey chief, we're kind of coming up with third

day.

But if you're going to you know, take a few days for

Thanksgiving with your family no big deal.

Just let me know if not, I'd love to have you and he

responded like, you know, bro, you know my family and I

don't really celebrate that holiday.

Oh wow, you're right.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, and I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I felt so embarrassed.

I saw he obviously we had him the next day and I was like

chief.

I'm so sorry.

I wasn't thinking he's like, I'm just fucking with you.

I don't care at all.

Oh God, I was dreading seeing him that morning.

Yeah.

Oh man, it was all good.

He was he had a good magic.

He's great chiefs the man.

That's a dream song.

If you go to stream song get chief.

Yeah.

Oh great plug man.

Daddy.

Yeah, no, I think caddies we were talking about them last

time.

It's like dude, they're bets.

I'm selling him like what's crazy about like a lot of

times I'll be playing.

I'm like, oh those caddies are actually betting on us.

Oh, yeah, like I totally didn't know that for like a

long.

I mean, I had in caddies a lot of times and never knew

that they were like like I'm sitting here like man, I

wonder if he should eat that bug and meanwhile, he's

cat.

You're like, dude, can you please eat that bug?

Can you please make that bug?

Can you please make that four foot uphill putt to win

against these two jokers so we can win lots of money?

I don't remember that at all.

I do remember being 500 through five.

You weren't there that day.

No, that was good.

That was hot start.

Well, that's about it.

That's about as good as you can get.

Yeah, what happened at the end of that?

I feel like it somehow came down to the end.

He doesn't remember because he lost.

I don't remember.

I don't remember the end of that.

Interesting means you lost.

Do you remember just remember to start?

I limped my way to shooting one under that day after five

under start.

So that was that was good.

But I don't remember the end.

I do remember.

I don't know if you were out there.

We played Wolf one time and I had a big bet on the last

hole.

I went solo.

I can't remember if that was with you.

You took me to all of them.

You took me to all three.

Could have been with you.

I don't remember.

Yeah, I actually always remember when I played Panda.

It's like someone never forget about just like all you

guys like I know y'all look at it like

me.

This is around a golf dude.

I look at it as like a buying experience with my buddies

for five hours.

I don't even talk to my wife.

Unfortunately, I mean, I'd love to have four or five hours

like just a long time without the kids where I was like

talk to her like and yeah, you know, we can drive.

All right, like I just got to pick up golf.

Do I know let me ask you would you want your wife to

pick up golf?

So during COVID my wife picked up golf.

I know that together.

Yeah.

Yeah, so we were during COVID obviously my job had shut

down but it was great because how our contracts are written

I still am getting paid to not travel.

So right nice.

Yeah.

So I had nothing going on us to yeah, it was great.

I had nothing going on.

So I started playing a lot of golf.

That's when I joined Carolwood.

So 2019 or just yeah, March 2019.

I think it was and I was coming back like kind of, you

know buzzed on some high Noons and had a nice tan and my

wife was like well fuck this.

I need to be doing that because she wasn't working either.

And so she just started coming and playing golf and she

picked up golf and yeah, we would play like nine holes a

few times a week and then she'd go home and I'd say at

the course and play more.

It was great.

She got decent.

Yeah, I mean played since my wife like she is one of these

people.

What about you bandit?

Let me ask you first before what about what about you?

Do you do you want your wife playing golf?

I actively try to get my wife to play golf because for the

entirety of our relationship we've been married like two

years, but we've been together like 10.

So I've like she's been a 10 year fucking swing experiment.

Your swing is fucking dialed.

So yeah, I want her out there.

She so she's flying at 230, but she doesn't want to go

play golf.

Wow, dude.

My wife has she's similar in the sense that she is just

naturally athletic.

It drives me bananas because she just good at everything.

She picked up like she has played golf me a couple times

and she also wants to tee it up from the fairway.

She wants to yeah, that's how my wife playing she teed it

up everywhere.

Yeah, like that's and then I'm like, yeah, she's like real

golf.

Now here's here's my wife.

She played from the kids tees.

Okay.

Yeah and teed it up everywhere.

Now.

She's like you give me like six months this I'll probably

beat you and I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay, she's like I she's like 90 like you guys

like like 80 like oh, that's so like I totally I could

totally beat that.

I'm like, okay, my wife's the opposite.

She's like I will I will never be good at this beside.

Oh, but she's not terrible.

My wife can't putt though.

She can fly it but she also will fight.

Oh, did she putt left-handed?

Did she try that?

She should start.

Yeah.

She's fucking roll it or something.

She can't she has a terrible story.

I will take it rolling it.

Okay.

Sorry to interrupt.

I don't want to lose my train of thought.

Yeah, I know how you know how that goes.

Let me let me go with this.

Albie's got the mic.

Let me ask you this.

So Panda is currently in a let me tell it.

All right.

There's a guy at work who basically broke his

okay, I'll censor you like he basically your work.

If yeah, he basically broke his left hand.

So he's been hitting balls right just with his right hand for

like three to four months.

They call that a North Pole.

He says that he's subjectively deadly at it like he can chip

he can and like I watch him like he can hit it like 150 and

straight and like relatively repeatably and chip actually probably

better than he can with two hands.

There's a guy I think he has corn fairy status Austin Treslow.

He just chips with one hand chips right hand with also.

Yeah with the trail one.

Anyways, he says he could he says he could break 80 from the

Reds at Carolwood.

I said one handed absolutely no chance won't matter.

I love this so much.

He was like, okay, maybe I can't and then I said, you know what?

I bet I could throw the ball into the hole like just I'll play

with my arm and you play with one arm and it'd be probably

pretty close and he goes I'll dust you by 50 and I said we

can go right now if you'd like to do it.

I will lose my job.

You won't you won't do it.

Why won't he do it because he's scared because I said like

we're gonna put like a like a G on it plus I want I'm gonna

absolutely rail.

But who do you think would win?

Well, can we run a game on this mayor?

Yeah, somebody was throwing.

I'm gonna throw it every time from what tease from the red

red tease you're throwing he's hitting one-handed.

He's hitting one-handed and he's been actively practicing

hitting one-handed for three to four months.

Do you think your arm can handle that many?

It's just nine.

Oh, it's just nine holes.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yes.

I remember I remember you and me used to throw over.

I never I never have either.

I bet the Anakin sling it dude.

It's not even about that.

I yes.

Thank you.

I can absolutely Huck the motherfucker, but it's not even

about that.

It's that like I'm not gonna throw it into the water.

I'm not gonna throw it into the yeah, dude has all he keeps

in between the line bunker.

That's okay.

That doesn't do anything.

I'm still throwing it but I we are absolutely filming it.

In fact, I just ordered on Amazon these little these little

they call them.

Lavin Lavin labadiers.

Yes, nipple tassel mics and we're gonna have those out

there.

Okay, and a drone.

Well, I mean we are I'm a big drone guy.

You are.

Oh look at this picture right actually behind me.

Did you take that picture that had been better story, but

now I was a drone.

I actually paid it.

I paid a guy paid a guy.

And why did you tell me to look at it?

Well, because it is beautiful.

It's band in Dunes right?

Yeah, I know you were there and I assumed that you know,

so know that first of all, they actually are very strict

on it.

Now.

I did take a drone and I actually will post.

Oh good call.

I will actually post at the bottom of this page the house

we were staying at.

I took a drone.

I flew it from the kitchen table.

Now we were staying at the haunted house.

This place was the spookiest house ever stayed in my life

except the shed when Mrs.

when Mrs.

and I don't get along and we have to sleep out here

sometimes which is very rarely but have you slept in

the shed?

Yeah, but the but the it's just a quick.

Yeah, we might but it's not as scary.

It's not as scary as this place.

We stayed at abandoned.

It is shout out to cow was the name of that movie.

I'm going to put it down in the comment section and also

put a link.

But I've literally flew a drone koala is crazy from the

dining room table.

You'll love this Panda done your own table lift it up all

of our Gotham buddies on our Gotham trip are like whoa,

and I'm sitting and then all of a sudden you see me with

the joystick like this kind of and then it goes out the

glass door zooms out dude, and it's right on the Pacific

Ocean seen this video.

Yeah, you've seen it and it is pretty cool.

So I'll put that down.

I thought that was done by the same professional that yeah,

well, I mean I do that but I do love like we were talking

about this early like we were talking about some one

of the other earlier episodes.

I love I love the landscape or like being outside and like

seeing different different scenes.

I was on the preserve and you know it by the way best.

I mean best part three course.

I don't believe I mean, I don't know.

There's some others out there.

They're pretty sweet.

But but so we were playing it and you know, we're all at

this point.

We'd already played 30 snow.

We played we played 18 that day.

So we were we were pretty spent but in pretty hammer and

we kept doing fireballs at like the turn.

And I'm like I'm going to take my drone up like I can't

fly it around anywhere else.

I'm gonna fly the drone around and so my buddy and I we

were you know, you were playing whatever game and you

know, he was like dude, you know, can you kind of focus

kind of what we're talking about earlier a lot of money

on the line and we completely got hammered and he still

makes fun of me about flying a drone.

But man, I got some good shots except I left the controller

back at one of the who is your partner this dude named

Marks marks in Charlotte, North Carolina.

I hear you and see you not believe.

I don't know him.

I don't know him.

He's good dude, man.

There are some of yeah, he has like other golf friend

groups.

It's kind of disgusting.

Yeah, I don't like that.

I don't like that.

I thought we were trying to shrink the game.

Yeah, you get one shout out to my I for Cup boys.

We have an I for Cup.

You'd appreciate this.

You tried to get me to play in it like with like a 12

minute notice last year.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

You said no Billy you want to drive an hour and a half.

Leave in 12 minutes stream song.

Yeah, I would like to play in the future, but I like a

day's notice would be nice.

Yeah, so we've been playing this my wife and I lived in

in Orlando and you know who else lived in Orlando was

this guy named Scott van Pelt who probably Chris Paul at

one point Chris Paul.

That's a that's a second or third shout out to Chris Paul

on this episode.

Now, here's the deal.

Now I've been the only reason we mentioned Scott van Pelt

and the only reason we've mentioned them on every

episode so far is because he should have he should have

absolutely interviewed me when I hit my albatross.

Oh, I thought you did.

But are you good with us putting a plaque in and the

fairway you okay with that from where he hit it?

Yeah.

Yeah commemorative.

Should we just do it?

Yeah, we should just do it mayor like we should do it

like we should just get shit rocked one night and just

go like dig a hole.

Hey, we're on our own.

Fuck it.

I have no problem.

Hey, we're actually on our own our way there right now.

I would put a plaque where I'll just get I would put a

plaque in the fairway.

And we don't we tell no one is it the best shot in

Carol Woods history.

It has to be probably is it in concert golf's history?

Probably although concert golf does host a few like

professional events.

So there could be one where shot actual money mattered

and stuff.

Oh, you mean a Calcutta money.

Okay, like real money.

I spent like real money there.

I mean it wasn't like it was real money one shop credit.

Yeah, you know shop.

It wasn't shop credit.

It was cash.

But here's the deal like I get it.

Like I know it wasn't like a PJ Tour event, dude.

I'm never gonna here's the deal.

I'm never gonna play on once.

Did you tell the whole story?

I did several times.

Okay, so like he's told you didn't even see it.

Go when you thought it went wrong.

You were walking behind the green looking for it.

You didn't even know what went in so it couldn't been

that good.

I think we should circle back to what should he not do

or what what is the repercussions if he doesn't hear

if he does talk about it after he says he can't talk

about it.

Stupid.

I told you I like my word.

What happens if he talks about it man of my word,

I think we got to like cut his nut off or something.

Honestly, I have I think he has to clean this shed

and organize all the wires and shit not gonna do that.

Well, I just like it's a man catalog all of his electronics.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure tough.

I'm sure tough shed sells like a little pullout like cat

like caddy thing that you put right there.

It's like a little, you know tool chest and you put all

your wires and everything right there.

It's all cat like yeah, what would really like having

to organize?

Yeah, I think that's bad freak him out.

How about he just has to be he just has to go stone-cold

sober for like a month.

Well, that's nothing I can do that.

Yeah, I think he can do that.

I think organization freaks him out.

Okay, I can fuck with that.

Yeah, I think organization would freak him out like a

normal man's office like alphabetized and like color

coordinated like a normal person's office needs to be

like clutter free and calm and peaceful not the shed

Brandon's tough shed.

Seattle is shed is the opposite of that with shit everywhere.

He either knows where everything is or where nothing is.

Here's the deal.

Like I think it's got to be the best shot in probably

concerts history.

Let's get back to that.

Maybe the history of golf past that.

Okay, and then also probably I mean, I would imagine.

Southeast like I mean to win like I'm not talking about

like a PJ shirt.

Like those are great.

You win millions wasn't it to tie.

It's a tie.

Yeah for the win for the win.

Oh, I mean to tie for the win, dude.

It's one in six million and then you have to throw in the

fact that was like so our point was Scott van Pelle.

Also, hold on.

Wasn't it to tie for the win for the net not even for the

gross isn't that only turn of it?

No, we got into that too.

We got into that too.

We got into that.

Well, actually we were only three back for gross, but you

know, okay.

Well, it was a tie for the win for the net.

Yeah, do net championships count?

No.

Did you know?

Did you know I bet Albie didn't know this before Panda and

I were like really close like we are we knew each other,

but I was still kind of new to the club.

This was 2009.

It might have been 2019.

Panda was four and it was four years old but Pan and I went

to a scorecard playoff or Club Champion net.

Oh, I thought it was like first net first net Club Champion

first place net Pan and I went to a scorecard and I clipped

him don't know on what hole but I was the club.

I was the net Club Champion, but I don't count that that

doesn't count.

Oh, yeah.

No parking spot.

No parking spot.

No parking spot.

No title.

Yeah, I don't even shop credit.

It was more shop.

It was more shop credit.

Yeah, but I didn't even get like a plaque on my locker or

anything.

I got nothing.

It was you know, whatever I net there's no net trophies net

doesn't count.

I don't know why they do that.

I'm a gross member member champion.

You are a gross member member champion with just let's just

take a look at what's another franchise like what's another

ownership group that has like multiple golf properties like

I mean Cabot.

I mean, absolutely the best shot in Cabot history like no

no.

Right back to the question.

But what about like but what about like what's the one that's

like not a club?

What about who what about club Corp?

Yeah Club Corp.

I'm pretty sure it's known they rebranded themselves.

I'm pretty sure that's the best shot in club Corp.

Albie just wants to know that his Albie was the best shot in

club Corp history.

We're not owned by Club Corp.

No, we're not.

But shout out concert go actually I think it's concert

golf could sponsor us.

We walk much much more highly of Carol.

It's our green.

I think it was one of the best shots that I didn't see it,

but I've heard about it plenty of times and I think I think

it should go, you know, it should be there should be a

plaque in the fairway.

Listen, I think that it's you know, look.

Yeah, I mean it's complete luck.

We don't need to keep talking about the shot guys, but I do

think that it would hurt not to talk about anymore and I think

that it's got to be worth something.

And I just don't we need to do some math like eventually

we'll have people that work like interns seems like a really

good idea.

I think an intern is necessary.

What if you have to count on live stream?

It's it's one and how many like six million trillion said,

right?

You have to count to six million.

But I don't know that takes like a long time.

No, Mr.

Beast.

We're talking about hope.

So hey shout out to Mr.

Beast.

This is the second episode.

We talked about you Mr.

Beast.

You're actually an also in North Carolina.

I'm from Winston-Salem.

He's also from North Carolina and he absolutely produces

the best stuff.

I just love how he'd be giveaways.

And so that's one thing we talked about.

So like the first giveaway and thank you for staying tuned

all this time.

You're not all the way.

You're almost there.

You're you're almost there.

We're going to talk about it really worked.

You really worked for it and we appreciate it.

I worked for it.

Well, maybe y'all could have fast forward all the way to

the end here.

That's fine too.

That's just clever.

We like clever people.

So one of the contests the first one is let me pull it up

the first one that Panda and I have discussed now.

He hasn't agreed to this, but I just kind of and he didn't

respond.

You guys don't really respond to anything.

Brandon, you're the king of not responding.

He always responds to me.

The only time he definitely doesn't.

The only time Brandon responds is when it's nine o'clock

and our tea time is at nine o'clock and we call him.

He's like, I'm there in two minutes.

I'm there in two minutes.

I'm always there.

Zipping around the corner is golf cart and he just rocks

up to the first tee.

Probably forgot his putter at home as well.

That's those are the best.

Do you remember?

That's when he shows up without clubs.

This is a good Albie story.

We were like, oh fuck, I left it somewhere.

This is a perfect, perfect visual for playing golf with Albie.

He doesn't have a nine iron right now.

That's on club.

No, this is this is better.

We're playing and I'd say maybe on like the eighth or ninth

hole, you know, he hits a shot and you know around the green

you probably use a 54 and we move on and it's like comes to

like the 14th hole and he's like fuck.

I think I left my 54 somewhere and we're like, oh, I don't

know that that could have been a while ago.

Like and we didn't want to go drive back and look for it.

You know, then we get to maybe like the 16th hole and he just

finds a 54 laying on the side of the like fairway or somewhere

by the green and he just picks it up and starts playing with

it the rest of the time.

So he lost the club.

He found a club.

Yeah, he lost the 50.

No, he lost a 54 and then found a 54 and just kept playing

with this new 54.

Yeah, same same degree.

Probably the same.

They use a different completely different club.

I'm pretty sure like a grandpa club traded up.

I played with him one time and he forgot his putter and the

only putter I had was like the Adam Scott broomstick putter.

Yeah, and he played he was deadly with it for like a day.

He's like I got to get me one of these.

Yeah, he made me one.

I thought you might have made you talked about making me one.

I still got it.

If you want it.

Yeah, you took my potter, dude.

Albie's a special golfer, man.

Yeah.

Let me see.

Let me get back to the contest.

Oh, yeah.

You guys can get me off track.

You know what else is is super interesting that that you do

that absolutely drives me fucking insane.

You don't use head covers.

Yeah, that is why I discussed.

Yeah, I've noticed that too.

I thought we were all about gross.

Why don't you use why don't you use so bad?

I thought you said you used iron covers at one point.

Yeah, you listen.

Let me tell you only had covers.

He had was on his own point.

He went reverse.

That is the he covered up the eyes.

That is the hole in that putting left handed cross handed.

Is that the same thing?

That's not a word.

You just throwing a driver in without a head cover is is insane.

It's just like banging against the putter for 18.

Do you do that with your new paradigm?

You just in there naked.

Oh, you mean my Will Smith?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was sentence.

And just for you guys who didn't listen last time to why I

called the Will Smith because it sounds just like Will Smith

when he smacked Chris Rock.

I hated seeing it, but it was like keep my wife's name out of

your fucking mouth and then literally smacked them.

Dude, it sounds like you're hitting a drive down pine.

Pick the number.

It doesn't matter.

Hope you're not hitting driver on point one eight.

I won by nine.

Yeah, I usually just hit pine driver three wood and find one.

All right.

So then let me just pull up here.

So I send this over to Panda random thoughts for the initial

contest 100 subscriber gets to free lessons with Panda.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Yeah.

So yeah, I'm gonna make you more over the top.

Call me.

He fixed my hook and he's like, well, yeah, yeah, you're a

reformed hooker now.

So smooth.

That was such a good line.

You are reformed hooker.

I just like in the playback.

I'm like, wow, he's got it.

It's a notorious hooker on the golf.

He's got a hit.

You saw him the nuts.

That's a secret.

He used to be secret move is to cut across to that the bottom

fifth thousand.

Wow, that's not even five thousand.

No, no, no, that cannot be edited out.

That has to stay in.

That is the all-time greatest mispronunciation in concert

and club Corpus.

Oh, for sure better has to at least include Club Corp.

It's a five thousand subscriber gets my flight scope, which

I don't even have a flight scope.

I have a mevo.

You get the mevo.

It's Panda.

I said this over the Panda.

I'm like they get my flight scope set up.

He goes, oh, what model flight scope you have.

I was trying to buy it.

It's a mevo.

It's a mevo plus.

So the fifth thousand.

Yes subscriber.

Yes gets your old mevo plus used.

Yeah, it's actually used.

Plus only use a couple of times.

I mean, this is five thousand.

I mean, dude, look, we're not Mr.

Beast yet.

It comes with a lot of accessory cord.

So then the next thing we could do something for the 5,000

and in Titan with the five iron coming to Tampa.

That'd be a much better.

That actually be a much better.

I'll actually still include my mevo plus.

I think that would be for the five five five five.

Okay, quad five.

If you're the quad five, if you're the quad.

This is the right word.

How y'all beer?

Wow.

How y'all beers?

We can do something.

What's it say them?

If y'all beers five five five subscriber, you get to hit a

five iron out of Albie's mouth like John Daly style where he's

gonna hold a tea in his mouth five times on the fifth tooth

on the fifth of May.

That 555 p.m.

Send it.

I like it.

Bring five of your closest.

All right.

So we don't know what the five thousand subscribers we'll

put it in the comments next to you.

But we know we have a plan.

We have a plan.

Yeah, it'll be good.

We got a workshop.

You know, we'll come back to you.

We'll come back to it.

Speaking of hey, speaking of workshops for you 10,000.

Oh, do you mean 10,000?

We will fly.

We being.

How will you buy a miles I imagine but yeah, you can join

us.

PN and I do have my I got to have to foot the bill for

for Panda and for me just fine.

Okay.

Unless unless that Delta or American Airlines or Southwest

wants to get on board or any airline or actually better

or actually wheels up or hey, how about Timmy?

Yeah, I've been waiting for the private flight.

Have you flown with them?

I have that's so cool.

Yeah, you picked it.

We are in Austin and he was flying from Santa Barbara

back to Tampa, but without his his boss and they're training

a pilot and so he needed like just practice in the aircraft

so they made a stop in Austin pick my wife and I up and

dropped us off in Tampa.

Yeah, 10,000 you and I fly wherever they are and I was

actually talking to Panda you probably have frequent flyer

miles and we play around they pick the course.

We'll let our business daddy take care of it.

Whoever that is at the time plug and be a plus plus that

works.

It's actually a to which we just tell them what it is.

So it's really add to performance add to performance

and we'll put we'll be sure to put their link.

It is a serious like you guys do a great job.

It is a serious company like just like this is an unserious

podcast, but it's serious.

Yeah, it's a very serious company.

Yeah, so I mean, okay, we'll talk about that later.

But anyway, so 10,000 subscriber.

Here's what happens the Panda the koala and I we fly out

wherever you're located.

You pick the course.

We have a we'll have our business daddy finance the

whole thing.

And then we're going to actually this is going to be quite

the process.

We're going to meet you.

You pick the restaurant.

Well, you just if you want to go to steakhouse will go to

say if you want to go barbecue place.

Sure.

We're going to film the whole thing.

I'll fly my drum and then then what we're going to do is

we're going to we're going to workshop.

We're going to learn a little bit about you.

We're just going to ask some questions.

Deep dive.

It's going to be a deep dive into your person out of your

psyche.

We've got a performance because we're going to see you

swing a golf club.

That's what Panda's there for.

We're going to evaluate we're going to ask you some

questions.

That's what Koala is there for and then I'm going to get

your sillies out and we're going to figure you out from

the inside out.

But what we're going to do is then we're going to give you

a spirit animal name.

Ooh, and we're going to include and then we're going to

actually have Daphne head cover.

Shout out Daphne.

Thanks again for the sponsorship that you haven't

given us yet.

We talked about you just like Scott Van Pelt and Chris

Paul number four times or is that five times now, but

we've actually we've actually are going to give them a

custom Daphne head cover.

Very cool based on their spirit animal.

Very cool.

And that's only ten thousand.

So we have a contest up to ten thousand and then a

hundred and some thousand.

I think we got to figure out what like we got because I

want to make you don't even give it just like oh you

get to check for 48 hours a month like good job.

Like I wanted like I mean I want a couple grand a month

and I tell my albatross story of anymore.

Yeah, because I'll tell you this is the bow.

This is the bow.

Hang on.

This is the bow.

I'll forget again.

So the bow is this is what you're asking me to give

up.

You're asking to give up.

Anything's possible and I just want to tell them

last time now.

Here's the deal because here's the thing going into

that going into that hole.

I like my buddy and I like completely I won't go in

the details of story.

We're Panda we had given up like we completely given

up and you know, I hit an amazing drive hit my three

wood it went in we go in turn our scorecard in and

they're like, oh you tied for the win for the

tournament.

I'm like dude anything that anything is possible.

So what is that worth?

Like what would that be worth to you?

Like would that be worth?

You don't care because it didn't happen to you and

you think it's yeah, I think it's silly.

Anyways, would you give up?

Would you give it up for a 58?

On the golf course?

Yeah, on a guy, of course.

I don't think I would 59 we said or 50 easily 59

when I really want you would wait rather it's tough.

Albie said he wouldn't trade it for like a hundred

and forty nine thousand dollars cold hard cash one

for I think he has to eat the golf ball.

He tells about if he talks about it right there.

You got to put it right down the go.

Talking about it.

You think that's healthy.

It's not it's definitely not healthy.

We got to keep it.

We're trying to get viewers here, man.

If he eats a golf ball, we're going to

I'm going to gain some.

You swallow a golf ball.

I think you could get it down.

Maybe with some lube you can get it out.

It's going to be more of a problem.

You need some lube that way too.

We're in this.

You could get it down.

Jeez.

This has been great, Albie.

I appreciate it.

Thanks for having me.

You're welcome to well probably never see you again.

That's OK.

No, no, no, no.

I'll be back.

I'll be back.

It's on camera.

I'll be back.

It's on camera.

We'll get you back, man.

No, thanks for coming.

And sorry, it's such a shit show, but we're going to figure this out.

We're going to get a bunch of these under our belt.

I'm going to get a bigger one of those because that's amazing.

What is it?

With my huge face.

Oh, yeah.

Exactly.

We're projected to do really, really good in Australasia.

Oh, I agree.

Anyway, out.

See y'all. Bye.

I think we need a lot of fans.

100 cores.

Every day.

Every day.

Jeez.

You still got your new badges.

Very.

This is trash.

This is shit.

Hey, yo, here we go.

Come on.

Did I tell you about my arbitrage?

Hey, yo, now you know.

Come on.

We out of chillin' on the right side of the green.

Sip a little somethin', then we workin' on the swing.

Oh, you want a breast?

We can bet a little somethin'.

Better make a double side.

No, you're not bluffin'.

All these crazy times.

Feelin' sublime.

Comin' over the top.

She's lettin' the sun shine.

Another ace.

Yeah, you know I'm the boss.

But hold up.

Did I tell you about my arbitrage?

Did I tell you about my arbitrage?

Hey, yo, here we go.